CGI Killed the Level 1 Guard = Video Killed the Radio Star

[Drassil]

A lament on behalf of the likes of Olaf and Fatilla, who were replaced by the likes of blockers and the Dreadnort. Based on Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles.

I saw you on the TV before '92
Staying awake to guard the way to Level Two
If they were young you'd try to stop them getting through
(Oh oh)

They took your weapons and your imbecility
Replaced you with machines and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see

(Oh oh)
I met with Tim Child
(Oh oh)
What did you tell him?

CGI killed the Level One guard
CGI killed the Level One guard
Blockers came and broke your heart
(Oh oh oh oh oh)...