Enter Frightknight (parody of Enter Sandman by Metallica)

[HStorm]

Yeah, I finally recognised it when I woke up this morning.

Anyway, here's one that doesn't appear to have been done before, and is probably overdue...


ENTER FRIGHTKNIGHT (To the tune of Enter Sandman by Metallica)

(Ooooh yeah. Let loose, Hands!)

Say your prayers, little scum,
Don't forget to run,
For you're under my thumb.
Dungeoneers are so weak,
Grovelling and meek,
And I hate every one.

Come face me, eyes blindfolded,
You're in my grip so tight.

Exit, sight. Enter, frightknight.
Touch that crown...
And fireballs will take you down!

It's the depths of the night,
And the time is right,
For havoc and slaughter.
Skeletrons, behemoths,
And the odd frightknight,
Will kill for my laughter.

Come face me, eyes blindfolded,
You're in my grip so tight.

Exit, sight. Enter, frightknight.
Touch that shield...
And fireballs will make you yield!

Hush, little mortal,
Say no more...
Or I will hurl you through that door.
It leads to Raptor's mire trog home.
Where you'll be eaten, flesh and bone!

Exit, sight. Enter, frightknight.
Touch that cup...
And fireballs will burn you up!

Exit, sight. Enter, frightknight.
The game is up...
Exit, sight. Enter, frightknight.
Touch that cup...
And fireballs will burn you up!