Old (parody of Gold by Spandau Ballet)

[Drassil]

[Series 4 has just ended. Everyone is fuming about Merlin's Christmas stunt, and his generally scandalous senility. Treguard marches into the Dungeon, finds Merlin's Series 3 chamber with his chair still in place, and summons him, ready to confront him. Official video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc]

Thank you for coming here
I'm sorry that the chair is all worn   
The cavemen made it when you were born
Christmas is over now
Your decorations got thrown away
Not another spell for today
We've had enough of you, had enough of you
Your presence doesn't make me feel small
You're nothing but a bumbling old fool

Old (Old)
Aging has taken his toll   
You've lost the power to know
You're unbelievable
Always persisting, 'cause you are
Old (Old)
Bad that you're bound to return
It's timing, we wish you'd learned   
You're unbelievable, always persisting

When you are casting spells
I hope you take a little less time   
A pause like yours is almost a crime
It's only three years ago
The wizard with the wand and the cloak
You turned into a senile old joke
Now we're annoyed with you, we're annoyed with you
My hatred's like a high dungeon wall
You're nothing but a bumbling old fool

Old (Old)
Aging has taken his toll
You've lost the power to know
You're unbelievable
Always persisting, 'cause you are
Old (Old)
Bad that you're bound to return
It's timing, we wish you'd learned
You're unbelievable, always persisting...