Parody of January by Pilot

[Canadanne]

This is crap but I just felt like writing something! Original song here, which she was blatantly named after in the first place.
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January
Ring acquired, use it magically
You make me sad when you die
You're selling to Sly
Don't go, don't go!

January
Don't be caught, don't be out already
Your take-off, sad we won't see
Oh January
Don't go, don't go!

Life can be dire
Tiny Mot's in a box
You can take him around
Little clown
Gotta row him
Gotta grow him

Sid might expire
Throw Defrost, don't be lost
Bring her out of the maze
It pays
Gonna row you
Gonna owe you

You've been racing around
You've been chasing the Crown

January
Ring acquired, use it magically
You make me sad when you die
You're selling to Sly
Don't go, don't go!

January
Don't be caught, don't be out already
Your take-off, sad we won't see
Oh January
Don't go, don't go!

Jules, he's a liar
Wants something like a ring
Or his mum'll be sad
Too bad
Gotta say so
Gotta say no

Stone like a fire
Pass it on and be gone
With the amber or spells
He sells
Gotta know him
Gotta show him

You've been saving the ring
You've been wasting the thing

January
Ring acquired, use it magically
You make me sad when you die
You're selling to Sly
Don't go, don't go!

January
Don't be caught, don't be out already
Your take-off, sad we won't see
Oh January
Don't go, don't go!

[shadow6162]

This isn't crap, Annie. It's a hell of a lot better than my 'August Day' song, that's for sure.