Parody of You Don't Know by Helen Shapiro

[Mashibinbin]

And that last non chocolatey bar related number but just as rewarding leads me on to a reworking of Helen Shapiro's You Don't Know:
(Backstory is an unspecified trader lamenting that a dungeoner has neither the knowledge nor a suitable payment to obtain the password)

Woah, woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
All though I want you to
Oh you don't know
You don't know just how to deal
For my help I daren't reveal
I am so, I'm so afraid
You've only silverware

Every time you want to pass oh my
Oh you don't know, you just don't know
What I go through
Seeing someone trade with you
Oh I wish the one with you, were me
But you don't know

I would tell you, if I believed
That you might pay your way
But until then I'll never give it away

So a secret it must stay
And you don't know, you don't know
How hard to not stare
With this one way trapdoor there
For it simply isn't enough
When you don't know

I would tell you, if I believed
That you might pay your way
But until then I'll never give it away

So a secret it must stay
And you don't know, you don't know
How hard to not stare
With this one way trapdoor there
For it simply isn't enough
When you don't know
Woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah