We're Going to the Dungeon (parody of Barbados)

[Billy]

Cool! A Knightmare/Friends crossover...think of the possibilities!

In these cold January nights, here's a filk of a Summer hit that's been number 1 twice, the first in 1975, with Typically Tropical, and the second with rewritten lyrics in 1999, with the Vengaboys. This is based on the Vengaboys version - a group of friends learn that they've succesfully applied to be on Knightmare, so make the long journey towards Knightmare Castle. Original lyrics here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/vengaboy ... ibiza.html .

"Hello, Knightmare teammates!
This is Smirkenoff speaking,
Welcome aboard Smirky Airways.
After take off, hang onto those clipboards,
'Cause we're going to the dungeon!"

We don't wanna be plain watchers,
All our lives,
We're gonna pack our bags and leave this world,
Grab a flight,
Fly away, on Smirky Airways,
Fly us high,
To Knightmare sky...

We turn on the TV,
And we watch Knightmare,
We see these losing quests,
And we see their hopes go down the drain,
Fly away, on Smirky Airways,
Fly us high,
To Knightmare sky...

Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! Off to the castle!
Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! We're gonna win the shield!
Woah! And appear on CITV!

Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

Ioh ioh, oh we oh,
Ioh ioh, oh we oh,
Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

Far away from our big world,
Such a din,
It's really very nice to be,
Here to win,
Fly away, on Smirky Airways,
Fly us high,
To Knightmare sky...

Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! Off to the castle!
Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! We're gonna win the shield!
Woah! And appear on CITV!

Ioh ioh, oh we oh,
Ioh ioh, oh we oh,
Ioh ioh, oh we oh,
Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

"Thank you for flying Smirky Airways,
We are now approaching the Knightmare Castle.
As you can see, it's 4:40,
And Treguard is waiting for you!"

Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! Off to the castle!
Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! We're gonna win the shield!
Woah! And appear on CITV!
Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! Off to the castle!
Woah! We're going to the dungeon!
Woah! We're gonna win the shield!
Woah! And appear on CITV!