Parody of Hazard by Richard Marx + Who Are You? by The Who

[Drassil]

In a reversal of the song Hazard by Richard Marx (music video here), the singer protests that he is responsible for a disappearance...

I first met up with Lissard before Series Seven
Even then the goblin gangs said with prejudiced tuts
"You'll hate his guts"
Over the years as I got to know Lissard
Made sure I took a look beyond the rumours and the breath
But still I wished him death
We used to walk along the sewers
He loved to eat the cleaner fish
We used to walk along the sewers
I'd wish him gone, oh, how I'd wish

No one understood how I hated Lissard
No one cared despite the night we went out walking alone
And he never came home
No men with wands came knocking next morning
No one cared enough to be pointing fingers right at me
Why could they not see?

I swear I pushed him in the sewers
I swear he isn't safe and sound
He won't have swum back to Atlantis
Because his hands and feet were bound

I think about my life gone by
And how it's done me wrong
But there's relief for me this time
Now that that tuna breath's gone, long gone

I swear I pushed him in the sewers
I swear he isn't safe and sound
He won't have swum back to Atlantis
Because his hands and feet were bound

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[The following is amalgamated from a post made on Sunday 24 September 2006, 16:40, to negate the double posting.]

This parody is about Martin's team from Series 3, who quested for the Cup and were stopped by Morghanna in Level 3. Based on Who Are You? by The Who (a.k.a. the CSI theme song). Official video

Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

I walked in through a Dungeon doorway
A wizard knew my name
He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight
If the quest object you can reclaim"
I staggered on through the underground
And the helmet sat on my head
I remember takin' sidesteps around
And keepin' Life Force fed

Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
(What a pity, never mind)
Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[Repeated several times]

I took a mine cart down the track
Right down to Level Three
I stood and listened to the guiding words
Of Darren, Jamie, Lee
I stepped forth and I sidestepped
And looked back on my busy day
So many hours on the blue screen
How I hope that we can win our way

Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
(What a pity, never mind)
Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[Repeated several times]
[Repeated several more times]

I know there's a place I walked
Where Owen gave no spell
I'd collected up the broken Cup
But then Morghanna gave me hell
My head burned like a fireplace
The end was within reach
But I no longer am a dungeoneer now
As old Treguard makes his speech

Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
(What a pity, never mind)
Ooh nasty
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[Repeated several times]