It's good to have a new contributor to this thread.Malice and Hordriss sing about calling name procedure.
Based on Blondie's 'Call Me'
Lyrics: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/ ... ondie.html
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
Welcome to my chamber, young one
Can we strike a deal?
Say that you will help me, young one
And you'll get a shield
While you seek a gem for me
Keep this in your memory
Call me (Merris), do not mime
Call me loudly, clearly and three times
Call me (call me), my child
You can call me while the bells don't chime
Call me
Speak to one with adulation
Honour one with love
Shower one with compliments
One never gets enough
So that we may spread one's fame
Know you now one's calling name
Call one (call one) with tact
Call one firmly, three times, "Malefact"
Call one (call one) in that way
For one does not shirk an honoured pact
Call one
Do-oo-oo-oo-oo, you speak more languages than one?
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, chiamami, chiamami
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon enfant, appelle-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere you may be
Though I rather expect it will be Level Three
Call me (call me), do not mime
Call me loudly, clearly and three times
Call me (call me) for my book
Or some other trinket others took
Call me (call me) into hell
And I'll furnish you with magic spells
Call me (call one), call me, for a deal's a deal and that's no lie
Call one (call one), do not mime
Call one loudly, clearly and three times
Call one (call one)
Oh, call one, oo-hoo-hah
Call one (call me), do not mime
Call me loudly, clearly and three times...
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Based on: Rock the Casbah by The Clash
Original lyrics can be found at http://lyriki.com/index.php?title=The_C ... The_Casbah
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
The untold story of one of Knightmare's most maligned characters.
Said Merlin to Treguard
"You have to take a gift from me
To enter your castle now
You must use my talking key"
The wizard donned his walking boots
He went a-walkin' to the town
The key he found abandoned
In a dunghill upside-down
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
By order of the wizard
The key must stay in use
When Treguard tried to drop it
It assailed him with abuse
But a sorcerer he summoned for an anti-Casper spell
The local friendly blacksmith made a fire hot as hell
As soon as old Merlin's back was turned
The key began to burn
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
Now in the Opposition
Oh, there was a Lord called Fear
He thought it sounded cool
This speaking key idea
So he cut his own Casper
Then he realised his mistake
It took half a minute
For that Casper to break
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
The wizard read his magic books
It seemed his nature had turned fay
For he made a thousand Caspers and
Named it 'Casper Day'
As soon as the wizard had finished every key
The Dungeon Master took half, and melted them with glee
The other half were taken in Opposition raids
And turned into blades
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper
The chief don't like it
Lockin' and Casper
Locks and Casper...