Parody of The Wombling Song

[Drassil]

Original song here. Written and sung by Mike Batt, who did likewise with the theme song of CITV favourite The Dreamstone.

Underworld, overground
Friends number three
The dungeoneers of Knightmare Castle are we
Making good use of the things that we find
Things we can see though we're partially blind

Treguard is scarier
We can remember the fays that he faced and his dungeon rhymes
There's no map of this world
Onward we traipse and we pray that it won't turn gory

Dungeoneers have to rely on the team
If there's a spider we hope they won't scream
Underwhelmed, overwhelmed
Friends number three
We hope one can spell or it's curtains you see

People are watching with terror and glee
Will we crash out or complete Level Three?
We trust in the words our advisors will say
If we hear "sidestep left" we must obey

Knightmare indelibly
Utterly seizes us as we attempt to be the best
Be it chalice or shield
Pick up the pieces and make them into winning quests
And then we'll rest

Underworld, overground
Friends number three
The dungeoneers of Knightmare Castle are we
Making good use of the things that we find
Except when we leave the corr-ect one behind

[Gretel]

*applauds*

Well done!

[Greystagg]

This is a perfect parody! Love it.