Parody of The Whole Of The Moon by The Waterboys

[Drassil]

How dungeoneers' experiences differ from advisors'. Based on The Whole Of The Moon by The Waterboys. Lyrics, original song

He said, "Enter, stranger"
Me first, then in you came
We were questioned
And we gave our names
I wandered out in the realm for days
While you helped keep me from doom
I wore the helmet
You saw the whole of the room
The whole of the room

You were there in the castle
And we froze at the peals
We met in the green room
And the canteen for meals
Tried not to die, today, too soon
You saw the whole of the room

I was grounded
You watched Smirky's flight
I saw no difference with FLARE
You saw the light
I saw the long hefty habit
you saw Brother Mace
I wore the helmet
You saw the whole of the place

I didn't see wings
You saw bats
I walked and I ran and I jumped
You just sat
I reached
You saw runes
I met Elita
You saw the cavern elf moon
The cavern elf moon

With the food in my knapsack
From the tables and floors
My Life Force is topped up
But I can't find the doors
When I get there, cameras may zoom
In from the whole of the room
The whole of the room

Goblin horns and cavernwights, giant cogs and gears
Treguard, towers and talismans
A hallway full of spears
Hags, rags, ferryboats, samurai and swords
Every precious dream and vision our time could afford

You guided my progress
With the blue all around
We quested together
Four of us bound
If this chamber's our tomb
You've seen the whole of the room

[Canadanne]

Ha, this is clever! Surprised no-one has thought of doing this before, it seems so obvious in hindsight.