Parody of Lucky by Britney Spears

[Drassil]

About Series 3 Quest 3, to the tune of Lucky by Britney Spears (2000). By a happy coincidence, this team encountered spears. Official audio, Original lyrics

This is a story about a boy named Simon

"Enter, stranger", he fades in
Then Mark, Deborah and Claire
It's time for knapsack, helmet on
And later into Kaa's lair

We go, "Will he be lucky, this Horsham-bred guy?"
And we say, "He's so plucky, he's a star"
But he die-die-died when he went too far, drifting
He'd met Mr. Grimwold and his wife
And few dungeoneers had that plight

He passed Golgarach, fled a bomb
And he had an ogre on his tail
And while dungeoneering, nearly got a spearing
But tell me, what led his team to fail?

We go, "Will he be lucky, this Horsham-bred guy?"
And we say, "He's so plucky, he's a star"
But he die-die-died when he went too far, drifting
Gifted with invisibility
Went down but not to Level 3

"Series 3, and the winner is... no one!"
"I'm Rhark the Goblin for the Opposition, skulking inside the caves waiting for Simon..."
"...Where is he?"

Will he be lucky, this Horsham-bred guy?
He is so plucky, but why can't he fly?
Encountered Mr. Grimwold and his wife
Velda saved him some strife

And we say, "He's so plucky, he's a star"
But he die-die-died when he went too far, drifting
He met Mr. Grimwold and his wife
And few dungeoneers had that plight

Tried to be plucky
But he die-die-died when he went too far, DISMISS
Farewell Simon, on with Series 3
'Til Leo dies similarly