Parody of Jealous Type by Doja Cat

[Drassil]

Dungeoneer Richard from Series 8 Team 1 sings about his quest. Based on Jealous Type by Doja Cat (2025). Official video, original lyrics

Oh, let me know if this is feckless, I
Have to choose between four objects and just can't decide
Which two I should be taking from the scroll's advice
Maybe I'll regret not picking up Stiletta's knife
It's Stiletta's knife

The clue room
Can condemn you to a new doom
When the scroll says 'green', the clue is
To look for where that hue is
Got past balls of fire
I did not wait in that lane
But my quest's not fine
It's dyin'

Oh, let me know if this is feckless, I
Have to choose between four objects and just can't decide
Which two I should be taking from the scroll's advice
Maybe I'll regret not picking up Stiletta's knife
It's Stiletta's knife

Joanne Heywood, I met Joanne Heywood
Joanne Heywood, then I met Paul Valentine
Joanne Heywood, I met Joanne Heywood
Joanne Heywood, then I met Paul Valentine

I said, "I wanna get to Level Two"
I'm gonna need a trapdoor and a code today
Had a bottle full of pigeon poo
I unstopper, throw it onto the statue, it comes to life
All it took to bring back Motley
And he said "Chlistmas" when he started up
And if we'd got 'Green for a girl' like we should've done
I wouldn't be locked in, meeting Bhal-Shebah, ha
No dungeoneer wants to be cooked alive for leaving a blade
Because a basic hint caused too much debate
I took the key instead and later we paid
I got flambéed...