Knightmare Crush

[Elita]

Fricassé, derived from the French Fricassée, from the feminine past participle of fricasser - 'to fricassée'. Probably developed from the verb 'frire' - 'to fry'. I could go into the etymology a bit more, but I think it's about time for a practical demonstration... *and blasts Skarkill with the Lightning Rod*

Are we clarified yet?

[Skarkill]

"ARRRRRRRRGHRRRREEEERGHRRR."


"ELITAAAAAAAAAAA."


"You Elf-Brat, You slugrat,you annoying little pest, You Rude little Cow...Leaf."

"Look what you've done to my clothes. An they only cleaned 7 months ago."

[Elita]

"ARRRRRRRRGHRRRREEEERGHRRR."


"ELITAAAAAAAAAAA."


"You Elf-Brat, You slugrat,you annoying little pest, You Rude little Cow...Leaf."

"Look what you've done to my clothes. An they only cleaned 7 months ago."

*cackles* Ah, Skarky, one day you'll realise that if you play with fire, you get burned. *and cartwheels off to cause trouble elsewhere*

[SemtexJack]

Would have to go with Stiletta for sheer lovliness.

Although I always wanted to go and tug on Treguards beard. Do you reckon it would have opened a magical door directly to Level 3?

[lordfearisafox]

HEY! Remember moi? (Probably not actually but ne'er mind) Haven't visited in ages cause of f*****g uni/degree stress!
So chuffed to see the nu series of the 'mare back on Challenge.
Have been coping with Takeshi's Castle, Crystal Maze and the Glads (Gladiators) up to now (which I still lurve)
Anyway, thought I'd come see how everyone was doing and found this thread - definitely up my sick twisted alley, I love whoever said LF was the fetishist's bag - oh yes master!My God this is miles more entertaining than a fecking Poltics essay! Yawn!

Love yaz

LFIAF

excited 2 b back

[Skarkill]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Welcome Back LFIAF.

It certainly is LOVELY, to see you again.

[lordfearisafox]

How's tiny getting on Skarky, any more broken feet?
And will it be the irons for me today?...

I hope so...

Nice to see you too. Just about to head off to the library ON MY FECKIN EASTER HOLS! to do b*stard essay which is due in on Monday. Fancy putting the irons on my Politics lecturer?

x

[LordF]

Hello MR LFIAF.

I am the forums resident Lord Fear.

I hope you have another good time here as you did the last.

[lordfearisafox]

Hello my Lord!

(Ooh, everyone's being so nice to me upon my return - even Lord Fear!)

Just one thing - I'm a lady, not a Mr! Or should that be madam to you...lol

Maybe I should change my name to Aesandre and become your personal mistress!

x

(I really am taking this whole crush thing too far)

[LordF]

Sorry about the mistake of your gender.

I didn't know becuase you gneder setting hasn't been set yet.

Anyway welcome back

[lordfearisafox]

Yeah, sorry - as you can see, that has been rectified now, just was a lazy a*se when i registered initially

How good is series 6 btw. The new tension music is wicked. Am now properly reminded why i found km so sh*t scary when I was a wee one. Dwarf tunnels...ahhh! :o

x

[MoanaLiza]

She's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Guys. Anyway welcome back. Have you read the "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Thread? Here is quote from a post by HStorm on it:

Lordfearisafox: "Cos Mark Knight was on the other side, and that chicken knows a bit of a'right when she sees it, don't she?! Phwooaarrr!!"

[lordfearisafox]

Ooh, bloody 'ell, I'm famous! :o
Lol!
Blushing as we speak - bit too late to be bashful now, aint it?!

Thanks for the welcome Moana, much love 2 ya!

I'll head over there tout sweet!

x

Have you read my 2 quid's worth on ep3 yet?

[Skarkill]

How's tiny getting on Skarky, any more broken feet?

Tiny's doing fine and No he ain't broken my foot for at least 4 months. Thanks for asking

And will it be the irons for me today?...

I hope so...

Thats unuserwal People don't normaly want me to Clap the Irons On erm.

BUT

Who am I to complain. Now were did I put The Irons.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."

[Snowwiewolf]

Hmmm I had a crush on Lord Fear, Cedric, Mogdred, Gibbet... there might have been more , but I cant remember now.

PS: *Turns Skarkill in to a block of ice*

I'm going trough an icy faze at the moment, Skarkky. You might want get Bhal Shebahs help