Re:Knightmare Limericks

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 24 Feb 2006, 17:33

Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!
I'll resurrect it though!

That irascible wizard called Merlin...
Whose every appearance was sterling...

Could often be found...

Post by **Drassil** » 13 Mar 2006, 23:28

[Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]

With oysters around

natnut · Post by **natnut** » 15 Mar 2006, 22:39

and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

natnut · Post by **natnut** » 15 Mar 2006, 22:43

That irascible wizard called Merlin...
Whose every appearance was sterling...

Could often be found...

with oysters around....
and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

TuragaNuju · Post by **TuragaNuju** » 15 Mar 2006, 23:09

Sometimes in the den of Pooka's

natnut · Post by **natnut** » 15 Mar 2006, 23:12

they all hang and watch snooker!

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » 16 Mar 2006, 03:06

But when the pub game is pool

HStorm · Post by **HStorm** » 16 Mar 2006, 09:41

At which Snowcat's not cool

(Private joke.)

TuragaNuju · Post by **TuragaNuju** » 16 Mar 2006, 10:08

They have no choice but to shoot 'er

I'm sorry, I just love this Pooka Emoction

natnut · Post by **natnut** » 16 Mar 2006, 20:21

Merlin once had a magic key........

TuragaNuju · Post by **TuragaNuju** » 16 Mar 2006, 23:21

Which caused Goblins to flee

djoska · Post by **djoska** » 18 Mar 2006, 21:58

So it turned in the lock,
Turned the goblins to Rock,
And mistakenly frozen the sea!!

djoska · Post by **djoska** » 18 Mar 2006, 22:04

There once was a Sidriss, Confused,
No matter what spell she used,
Turned her dad into a Frog,
And her mate into a Dog,
Who's supposed to be serving the booze.

(her mate Marta served in the pub, right??)

djoska · Post by **djoska** » 18 Mar 2006, 22:14

There once was a barmaid called Marta,
Who was a rather good farter,
She drank the beer fast,
Spoke in rhyme from her A***,
Go to another Tavern id you'd rather!!

Sidriss opened the door,
She found Marta on the floor,
She drank the pub dry,
Passed out, facing the sky,
Woke up and asked Sidriss for more!!!

(booze that is!)

djoska · Post by **djoska** » 18 Mar 2006, 22:22

There once was an old Snapper Jack,
Who you'd think could be smoking the crack,
He spoke in rhyme,
in 4/4 time,
And all of his phrases were whack!!!

There once was an elf called Elita,
Who had awfully smelly feet-a,
Smirky was having a snooze
and she took off her shoes,
And the dragon just turned and he eat her!!

hee hee