A great Knightmare joke...
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- Fright Knight
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
It kinda makes you groan after you read the punchline, but decent enough
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
I love puns :D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?
Fire!
Fire!
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- Fright Knight
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Aww, I quite liked him.What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?
Fire!
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Haha, good one.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.
Enter, Stranger!
Man, that's poor.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.
Enter, Stranger!
Man, that's poor.
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- Fright Knight
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
It's funnier because of that, I think. Though as to whether it was funny in the first place, well, um, ahem.Man, that's poor.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
BRILLIANT!!!! ;DOkay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
btw, you missed out Joe Bloggs, also from Surrey ;)
James Aukett
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Yes, that's a lot better.Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Heh heh heh very good!
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EXCELLENT! :DLord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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LOL! Thanks! Don't expect any more though...I'm a one hit wonder!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?
One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.
I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.
One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.
I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.
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