Newbie Welcome

Anything that needs sorting out will be done by me. I have this collection of fine jackets that I can employ as a weapon against trouble makers. Welcome Dragon Rider. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Semtex Jack. The boards resident ego-junkie with huge delusions of grandeur. You shall know me well for I fully intend to become the new master of this Dungeon. Join me, I can offer you custard! Right, I'm off to forsee Justin TImberlake's death

I recognise the signature, The Utterly splendid Heathcliff of 2040 (gasp). That's from one of my favourite episodes of that particular programme. (Waits for someone to spill the beans). Hehe!! What an episode that was!! Hee hee hee!! Copernicus! And an alien with a Birmingham accent called Keith. "When you goooo will you send baaaack/a letter frooom/America/take a looook/at the railtrack/from Miami to Canada"

I'll have you know I was the first cartoonist to do a cartoon showing her going to heaven on a stairlift. It was quite sweet, actually. God bless.

Welcome. You can find more info on Knightmare VR at http://www.knightmare.com/knews/knightmare_vr and http://www.televirtual.com/news2.htm Other than that, there isn't much more information available yet. You could also look at some forum posts from the producer in the Knews discussion section of the forum.

Welcome aboard, Skip. You certainlty seem a devoted fan, this be the best place for you!

Greetings there, Olback. I guess everyone knows what I think of tape trading and such by now, hehe, so I don't really need to comment on that.

"Shoo?" That's a laugh!

welcome to the km fourums ant oh and dont mind skarkill hes always like that

Hi this is sb04 welcome to the knightmare form. i am new as well.

I'd have to look at a map, since my knowledge of Lancashire is pretty non-existent. Perhaps you should start a website like ML's.

Sorry, Greetings Knewbie Features

Oh, and something I thought of today. If this is to be at least a partially live format, as we were originally encouraged to believe, 3 advisors could just make it into a terrible mess. Personally, I rather like the one dungeoneer-one advisor format, considering the other changes that seem inevitable.

No point he looks it and nearly talks it...  :-X Hehe, I hope he takes that in the right way, as I'm it was intended.

It certainly was a practical place wasn't it?

What...? What...? Ooops...  :-[

I once heard a story about Jimmy Saville coming fourth in a Jimmy Saville Lookalike Contest. We can only really dream of what it was like to be on the judging panel, can't we? Hehe, I've never heard that one. That's pretty good, I have to say.

Yes, welcome, hello, salutations and shoes. Without the shoes, as ever, naturally.

Specially when me or Timmonthy or any of our "friends" are around. Dont worry Millarky. Unless you annoy me I wont get anyone to harm you and unless you thereten me Timonthy will ignore you.

Hi there! I am glad you've joined your fellow dungeoneer amongst this wierd community . Don't worry we are all friendly here in our own strange ways, even if it doesn't always seem that way. Some members are more stranger than others here though you have been warned. Certain ones haven't seemed to have been around here for a while, whilst others are literally regulars here . Anyways... will dissappear before I end up like something or other!