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Hi all, Just to let you know the first version of the Knightmare.com app has been released. Currently, it is available for Android (other app stores are still reviewing the app, but I'm fed up of waiting). The App will send you instant notifications whenever a new posting is made on the forum, or whenever a new article or event appears on Knightmare.com. In the future, it will also provide access to chat. If you're interested, you can get more details here: https://www.knightmare.com/apps.html

M Mystara 2026-10-25T14:21:02.129Z

Made a crude little map of Smirkenorff's flights around the Gower Peninsula. I dunno how the forum will display this but you'll probably have to enlarge it! [image: GowerMap.png]

@Drassil said: I'm pleased to tell you that there are now four restored Knightmare Teletext games available to play: Eagle Quest (1993) To the Ice Palace of Aesandre (1993) Journey through the Lairsdale (1993) Swamp Quest (1994) https://andrewnile.co.uk/tt/ Wow, brilliant that they've all been found! Eagle Quest is the only one I remember playing back in the day. I never managed to complete it and apparently I am still no better at it.

In my experience with editing Notmare, I have always been amazed by how painfully obvious these things are when you know the correction is there but nobody else notices them. There are one or two with geek week as well where I know there was a bit of a funny and the editing has mostly (but not entirely) covered it up.

M Mystara 2026-09-29T16:28:56.159Z

If I was to reboot the series I would want to lean into plot lines for the characters in the way they began to touch on in series 6 and series 7. In this Knightmare what or who would you be/like to see? I've made a start by coming up with a profile for a new original character as an example. What would yours be? Names Corvus the Green Corvus the Wanderer Attire Green and brown robes with a hood. Usually carries a staff but sometimes a wand. Family Prodigal son of Hordriss the Confuser. Elder bro

H Hordriss 2022-12-14T22:21:54.000Z

Hi everyone! Thanks for the kind words about our game. I visited Knightmare.com a LOT while researching the game and thought I'd finally sign up for the forum. I'm happy to answer questions (but no spoilers!) - though I might be slow to reply as I'm still catching up with the crazy response to the game!

I'd like to see said Matt Richings introducing an episode of Knightmare! Been far too long since that last happened.

P Pooka 2013-10-30T21:28:12.000Z

My favourite line is probably Barry the Lobster who is a bit of a cunt. Stolen…. By a dick: This improvisation has fascinated me. We filmed credit check in series 1 and had to abandon the footage for various reasons. It therefore never occurred to me to add this line until we came to film it a second time. What I am find interesting is that on paper it doesn’t look funny. But I found it funny at the time. After all, it took several takes to get the line out.

M Mystara 2022-09-28T22:02:40.000Z

They've had their account deleted. I've also changed the permissions for Newly Registered Users so that they now cannot send private messages. I always wanted to avoid doing that, but I don't really see an alternative. Many thanks Mystara, much appreciated. I got spammed something like 5 times in one day!

https://knightmarepod.co.uk/temporal-discussion-30-years-of-hurt-and-other-ramblings-a-temporal-tangents-special This serves as something of a quick follow-up to The Eye Shield "Issue 71".

Is it my glitchy Internet or has the Lexicon been down for a while? I just went to check and it won't even load for me It was definitely up a couple months ago.

S shadow6162 2026-07-14T16:51:27.000Z

Technically off-topic but RoseTintedSpectrum's reaction to Ghostwatch is well worth your time - I laughed so hard at this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i41exnxgf6M

Ah missed this! Only a short journey from where we are in the Medway area!

Hi Helga and welcome to the forum. Thanks for sharing your memories and appreciation of Ron Lyon. His frightknight sculptures and trophies were a unique creative contribution to Knightmare. I hope your quest for more of Ron's sculptures is successful!

Dungeoneer to Oracle of Confusion: "You're on mute."

You get a scroll like those seen on the clue tables. You are excited to see what it says. Upon unscrolling you find that it is completely blank. This must be a "do-it-yourself" scroll. While you are thinking about what to write on it, and how to get a writing implement to do so, I insert a coin.

P Pooka 2021-08-06T13:03:56.000Z

Another new Series 1 episode has been added. Slightly bizarre incident in the throne room - nobody ever told them that the only way is onwards, there is no turning back!!

I've been revisiting Peter Pan And The Pirates lately (R.I.P. Tim Curry) and a number of things reminded me of Knightmare: a quest that featured a Causeway-like floor puzzle; the characters pursuing a lost laugh; the inclusion of certain phrases ("The bloom is off the rose", "Cut the cackle", "Fair exchange is no robbery"); a sound effect reminiscent of the Corridor of Blades entrance but played at a different speed; a slight variant of the calling name method (call their name three times and yo

I finally hit level 40. It doesn't seem real. I haven't done/changed much in the last decade, still wear the same clothes, still have the same hobbies, etc. Still waiting for life to start so I can do all of the things I wanted to do 'when I was a grown up'. So don't feel as though I've earned the right to be 40 yet. It's very surreal! Started in this forum when I was all but 16 back in 2003. I'll be 40 next year and it's been such a fun ride in the Knightmare community. From college projects, t