and if you don't wear an eye-patch, adopt "Lovely!" as your catchphrase and command two goblins, I'll be convinced.
"You lookin for a one way trip to the stocks there Pookas Rule??"
"Cus that can be arranged......hehehehehehehehe"
"An as you knewbie....alow me to introduce myself Skarkills the name and i'm this forums resident goblin master and if yer ain't of the opposition an yer ain't got any thing like gold which i may be intrested in then when i cathes yer..."
"Its the Irons for yer."
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY"
Yes, hello and welcome. I am dark Descender, romanticist, femenist and monsters keep me company, they will keep me safe, protected from harm. Enjoy yourself.
Hej!
Aw yes, the chilling tones of the goblin horn-- enough to strike fear into the bravest of adventurers. Whatever you do, don't offer them a present...
Peace be with you.
Yes, hello and welcome. I am dark Descender, romanticist, femenist and counting the days to the release of Fable 2. I just hope Hugo Myatt's in it. Enjoy yourself.
Why thank you. Last I heard Mr Myatt was a guest of Brothers Paul and Barry Chuckle. Rotherham's finest moustached vaudevillean entertainers of course.
