I'd like to see Ballmer die. That guy is crazier than an army of me and I'm crazy enough to prank the plonker pranksters who wasted my time.

Ballmer would probably die as he was ranting and the sweat on him would attract the Cavernwrights even if he did lay down a piece of meat for them. That's if he got to level 3 at all.

I think I just broke my chair by bouncing so hard for so long in anticipation of this.

In all seriousness though, I would seriously be straight up to the store if this was ever released. Or if it was a release in time for Christmas, it would be top of the list.