Hello, all. As Aidan's main advisor / spellcaster I thought I'd give a report of our (sadly curtailed) dungeon run. Aidan, please correct me if I get mixed up.
I played the Guardian in Qnightmare and I just felt I should correct a few errors I felt you have made in this post.
Apparently the chasm should have vanished but it didn't. ("Gremlins", Brother Mace tutted.)
The chasm was not supposed to vanish. Lilith cast a spell that formed an icy barrier over the chasm. The colour changed from black to blueish, rather than a bridge appearing. Michael Cule was unaware of this until the sequence was replayed and made clear. So, this time, the gremlins were innocent
We then came upon a dark room. Holding up the candle, we perceivd an exit, and passed through, finally reaching Treguard! Aidan managed to free him (Lord Fear had said there were keys, but we never saw any - a continuity error?).
The keys were never meant to be found, that was just Lord Fear messing with and taunting you.
(We were told afterwards that we were never expected to get this far - later teams received a scroll with their items that told them "When the path forks, left is right," or similar. This explains the "key" problem as well.)
It's not that you were never expected to get that far, so much as that was the first time we had ever run the whole thing and we were unsure of how far people would get. It turns out the bridge of blades was where most people met their grisly end.
More importantly, contrary to your statement, later teams did not have an advantage on you in the form of the scroll. The "scroll" was on the table from the very first run (I know, I helped lay out the props). It was sitting face/text up on the table, waiting to be picked up and read. Your dungeoneer neglected to either describe or pick it up. Following this I rolled the paper into a scroll and secured it with a loose cable tie, since we feared other teams would be equally careless, or miss this valuable clue.
Passing left, we encounter the Guardian once again, blocking our path, in a room with a spyglass on a table. She challenged us with two questions - one to pass, two to earn aid later. (Teams that came after only required one question right of the two to get both.) We nonetheless answered both questions, to their amazement. (None of the cast knew the last question themselves, they told us afterwards.)
The two riddles were reduced to one at the behest of Michael Cule, being considered too difficult. While it's true that none of the cast, including myself, knew the riddle, I would say that Irish folklore is not so commonly known in the north as in the south. You were not the only team to get the question right, although it doesn't matter since only two teams got far enough for the Guardian to aid them.
Aidan duly stepped forward, remained the same size as he moved along the perspective bridge (Damn you, gremlins!), and stepped right into the second blade.
I don't think this was a gremlin. The key to the bridge was in taking well placed, and often calculatingly small steps. Also, let it be remembered that it was an amateur production, and the work of one (genius) man. I don't think you should mock the technology of it too harshly, a lot of work went into it.
The teams that came after us had that second blade removed, more clues, and less questions to answer.
I think I have illustrated, the following teams did not have more clues. The second blade was removed, once again, at the behest of a main figure in the cast. However, it did little to reduce the death rate of the bridge!
It was an absolutely amazing experience! Would I do it again? Without a second thought - but I don't think we'll be going first next time!
Despite your nitpicking, you seem to have enjoyed the experience and I am glad. The cast had a lot of fun putting on the performance, I know I certainly did.
I may have come across as abrasive in this post, but I felt I had to address certain issues that you raised. As I said, a lot of work went into Qnightmare, mostly the work of Andrew (Qnightmare Director) and it rankles a little that people pick out little problems in what was essentially an amateur production and a bit of a laugh. Oh, and I couldn't resist the air of slight superiority in your tone heh