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    Emii
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    Heh - don't worry. For every nice person you get there's at least three a***holes. If they haven't got anything nice to say then I ignore them...though it was a little bit upsetting for a while!

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      Fidjit
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      Slip of the tongue there Emii! Mind your mouth...

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        Drassil
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        For every nice person you get there's at least three a***holes.

        So, just how many orifices do nice people have? Bearing in mind how difficult it is to find a lavatory in the Dungeon, having several a***holes could make things tricky!

        (Apologies for slightly rude nature of this post.)

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          Malefact
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          Why do you think we have the Vale of Worms?

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            Drassil
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            Good point. I can also see why they drained the wellways: just to be on the safe side...

            And who says the scrolls are useless once you've read them?  😉

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              Malefact
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              Hehe, indeed!

              Another good reason why you shouldn't sit under a Wellway!

              They probably recycle the scroll - it would account for the discolouration.

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                Drassil
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                Happy birthday by the way, Malefact. Though it needn't be any more significant than you want it to be. There's a birthday cake on your user profile page!

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                  Emii
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                  Lol, oh dear. a***holes and worms is not something I like to see in the same thread...

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                    Drassil
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                    ...Not something I like to see in the same glance!

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                      Fidjit
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                      That sounds a tad dodgy to me...

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                        Kieran
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                        Well, this topic sure went downhill pretty fast, I'd hate to think any new people readin this, they'll wonder what on earth goes on here.  😘

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                          Fidjit
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                          Hehe! I never thought of that...

                          I bet the knewbies would be thinking, "What the hell..."

                          But that's what I had to get used to... Now I'm doing it...

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                            Drassil
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                            I'd like to say that I'm very sorry if anyone has been offended by this thread. Unfortunately some light humour has turned rather bawdy, and I feel uncomfortable at the thought of anyone deriving negative impressions from this. Speaking as a Knewbie, I'm not bothered by it - some of the sentiments are quite friendly in fact - but I can see that some people would be bothered, and I apologise.  :-[

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                              Drassil
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                              In fact, let me try again...

                              For every nice person you get there's at least three a***holes.

                              Well, in that case, it's up to the nice people to triple their own strength!

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                                Emii
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                                Well, they always seem to have the better effect

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                                  Emii
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                                  Allo, chips, chops and chaps!

                                  Am off to France today so you won't see me around for a couple of weeks or so. Just wondering if anyone would fancy sending me IMs about exciting KM stuff that happens so I can read them all when I get back?

                                  Cheers ears!

                                  Ooh...and anyone want to keep an eye on the fanfiction/art forum?

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                                    Mogdred
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                                    I'll be in France too at the end of the month!

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                                      Emii
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                                      Nothing like a good old-fashioned revival to drag some of the oldies out of the woodwork. Hi guys - it's been a while. So long, in fact, that I don;t recognise the forums at all and needed a new account

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                                        Billy
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                                        Welcome back! You prob don't remember me but I'm one of the early-noughties bunch who's also returned after a long absence. You've definitely chosen a great time to return - seems being a KM fan in 2013 is the new cool thing!

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                                          rachelesque
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                                          Wait, it's cool to come back from the dead now?

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