Out of the shadows
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Hullo there and wlecome. Nice to see you've found the skull already.
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Or indeed just about all the outdoor scenes, from when I watched them on Challenge...
Hate the washed splurge of colour of the outdoor scenes in series 5 though. Oakley must have wondered what became of his purple domain, to a vomit colour (sorry, it's the best way I can describe it :-[).
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(I still love the "Oooh...nice tea!" joke )
Thank you for highlighting one of my jokes!
I hope you enjoy being an active part of the Forum.[Later edit] Plus, I'm glad to note from another thread that, like me, you're a Queen fan.

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I wish I could make any KM jokes up...the ones on this site are terrific, though!
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This could be interesting...who here hates Queen? Or is there an undeniable link between people who watch Knightmare and people who listen to Queen?
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Thank you for highlighting one of my jokes!
I hope you enjoy being an active part of the Forum.[Later edit] Plus, I'm glad to note from another thread that, like me, you're a Queen fan.

I must admit that joke was so funny. I must've started watching KM series 4/5 (I'm 18 1/2 now and just started uni). Great fun. Couldn't believe it got axed, I thought nothing of funny end to Season 8, and when they advertised for dungeoneers at the end of the show, I didn't expect at all that the show would end. So when it came to September 1995, expecting S9, the TV guide said nothing. I'm still in shock. The webste brings back many great memories.

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is there an undeniable link between people who watch Knightmare and people who listen to Queen?
(I'm flogging a dead horse going after this topic after all these months, but heeeey, we're here now, let's soldier on.)
Is this a test to see how well-qualified we are to use the forum, I wonder? Well I'm game. Let's analyse...
Queen? Knight...mare. Queen and Knight. Good, two pieces of a royal entourage are already in place. But we also need a Prince, a Prince... ah! Prince, who sang all those terrible songs for the first Batman movie. Queen, Knight, and Prince.
But what is a court without a bishop? A bishop, a bish-... aha. Harold Bishop, who sings gospel and plays the tuba in Neighbours. Queen, Knight, Prince and Bishop...
But what can any court mean without the towering figurehead that presides over it... a KING? We need a King. A King... of Rock 'n' Roll maybe? No, not Elvis, I mean that song from '88. You know it. "Hot dog... jumpin' frog... Al-bu-querque!"
Okay we got it! Here's the test, folx. If you love Queen, Knightmare, Prince, Harold Bishop, and mouldy 80's junk music by Prefab Sprout, this thread is HOME.
Hmm... well I like KM obviously... Queen? Mm, well, take 'em or leave 'em... Prince? Do me a favour, he makes Michael Jackson look normal. And less white... Harold Bishop? "I'm the King of Rock 'n' Roll... completely. Up froooont... suede shoooes... my baby blues... HOT DOG!" Actually, yeah, I do like Prefab Sprout. Er, moving swiftly on.
Pass mark is four. I scored only two out of five. I am therefore not allowed to add any further posts to this thread, with immediate eff-...
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I only score two too. And one of those is Harold Bishop.
-hangs head in shame and disappears-
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I must confess, I miss Frightknight.
He has a good sense of humour, and his posts last year were interesting. Frightknight, I hope you come back one day! -
I must confess, I miss Frightknight.
He has a good sense of humour, and his posts last year were interesting. Frightknight, I hope you come back one day!Yes, lots of people who posted a lot for a while and seemed like fixtures are really missed. Does a summoning spell to try to bring Debz, Mr. Bang and others back, but only manages to produce a can of Pedigree Chum for Festus
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Hello Grimaldine, haven't seen you in a while! ;D
Not that I was ever gone, but yes, I'm back, even more of the Green and cackling louder than ever before.
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