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    MoanaLiza
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    He probably bent all the cutlery. Anyway are we here to talk about football or Knightmare? Oh yeah you're blokes. I almost forgot It's a blokes thing . I wonder who would make a good Knightmare team (your Knightmare dream team) and what position could they play in?

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      FrightKnight
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      Nice way to get it back on a KM theme!

      Brother Mace would work well in goal, simply because he'd take up a sizeable proportion.

      Smirkenhoff could easily play midfield, take off with the ball on his back and land just in front of the opposition's goal.

      Lord Fear could probably be intimidating for attack, whilst Pickle could be in defence. Treguard would be coach (He'd care if the team lost, although horrific injuries may be treated with no more than an "Ooh nasty!").

      Motley could dummy a few of the players on the right wing, and Hordriss would do something special as the centre-forward, undoubtedly.

      I wouldn't pick Elita, because she'd get sent off in the first minute for 'Abusive language'. I also wouldn't pick mogdred because he'd spend too much time trying to  get the opposition to convert to his side.

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        It's fair enough having Lord Fear in attack as he would more than definately scare the opposition, but the problem is if he scores a goal within the first couple of minutes after kickoff, he would end up gloating for the whole of the first half!

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          FrightKnight
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          True, then I'd have to substitute him for Cedric. There'd be no messing there!

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            King_Gazz
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            ok u guys who are chester city, Exeter and barnet? teams that were football league clubs not like cardiff who will be in the premiership in a year or 2  😉

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              MoanaLiza
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              True, then I'd have to substitute him for Cedric. There'd be no messing there!

              He'd probably get sent off in all due to trying to clobber someone, leading to him being booked to which he'd probably call the ref something like "Dog's bottom" or something like that.

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                FrightKnight
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                The football club of two nations, Chester City (the stadium goes across Wales and England) shall prevail in the end over your.....Welsh...team. Yeah.

                I don't know where Cardiff are in Division 2...but I hope you beat Wrexham, anyway.

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                  King_Gazz
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                  Frightknight what footballing planet ru from? Cardiff r in division 1 with the likes of West Brom n Crewe

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                    FrightKnight
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                    But they used to be in Division 2, right? I can't remember where every nationwide club is...

                    Now looking and seeing Cardiff just outside the playoffs. Interesting. Never been a Welsh club in the Premiership.

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                      King_Gazz
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                      soon to be in the premier ohh hell yeah

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                        Skarkill
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                        Well If There was A Football match between two opposimg Knightmare teams there could be only one choice for Ref.

                        ME The Goblain Master Skarkill.

                        Never Mind Thoses sissy Red Cards, Brecke the rules while i'm in charge and it i'll be the Irons for yer.

                        "HEHEHEHEHEH....LOVELY."

                        Plus I am completly uncoruptable you couldn't Bribe me.

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                          Emii
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                          Hello KG...better late than never...

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                            King_Gazz
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                            u no the tag lines under ur post (e.g ohhh Nasty after every post u send how do u do it?) can some 1 help me

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                              Fidjit
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                              Go to your profile and add your text in that huge white box KG!  ;D

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                                King_Gazz
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                                Cheers Motley

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