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    Willowherb
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    Hello, hello, hello, hello! I be just fine. I'm glad to finally find a good place for some Knightmare chat - Elita clued me up about the forum. See you all soon in discussion!

    (tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

    Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

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      Skarkill
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      Well hope to see you soon on the main boards.

      tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger. Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

      You know if I was paranoid. I would claim gimmick infringment on my Tom Troughton character on the KMRP Forum.  ;D

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        Elita
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        (tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

        conjures up a mushroom and snake to complete the set

        Oh, the cleverness of me! and proceeds to laugh maniacally

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          Willowherb
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          Hey, watch the snake - you could put someone's eye out with that! Is anyone here a Parcelforce - er, I mean Parselmouth?

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            Skarkill
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            "I've already lost one eye."

            "I don't need anything else messing up my looks."

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              Emii
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              Lol you've already been dead about three months in one area of the Knightmare realm. How much more can you do to mess up your looks?

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                Willowherb
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                Well, death isn't the obstacle it used to be in the old days, as Dave Lister once said. Use the right kind of skin products and that greenish-white pallor will be a thing of the past!

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                  Skarkill
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                  "Emill."

                  "You've got a ten second head start."

                  (Good Greiff is it three months since Skarkill was killed.)

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                    Emii
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                    ups and legs it out of the thread  ;D

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                      FrightKnight
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                      Zombie Skarkill...now there's an odd image.

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                        Fidjit
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                        No point he looks it and nearly talks it...  :-X

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          No point he looks it and nearly talks it...  :-X

                          Hehe, I hope he takes that in the right way, as I'm it was intended.

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