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Hello at Last!

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Skarks, this is the Newbie Welcome board, not the "Things They'd Never Say" thread. Or... is it the Twilight Zonw perhaps? Eyes dart from side to side nervously.

    Oh, welcome aboard by the way, Heathcliff.

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      Skarkill
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      Blimey Faints

      WHAT?

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        MoanaLiza
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        comes round Skarks is being knice to the knewbie 😮 ! faints again

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          HeathclifftheBard
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          Me and Skarkill are old comrades...

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            "Yer"

            "So if anyone bothers my mate here."

            "IT'S THE IRONS FOR THEM."

            "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........LOVELY."

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              SemtexJack
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              Welcome to the Forum bud. Hope you enjoy your stay here as much as I have been.

              Nibbler says 'Hello' as well.

              Right, I'm off to Locate the Mysterious Cities of Gold. Would have loved a Golden Condor.

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                HeathclifftheBard
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                Ye can call me Heathcliff, or Heath, or Cliff, or 2040, or Twenty, or Forty, or Sir Cliff of the Heath, whatever. Glad to be inducted into the world of Knightmare chat.

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                  SemtexJack
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                  Another welcome to the club 40. I remember numbers much easier than names.

                  So, just a few questions that I shall now ask all Knewbies!

                  What's your favourite animal?

                  What's your favourite colour?

                  Who's your favourite dead Celebrity?

                  Right, I'm off to wash my (Sylvester) Hands. Got chocolate all over em.....at least, I hope it's chocolate!

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    turns Cliff in to a lemon pie "Oppsie... I was trying to turn Skarkill in to a glen of imaalien terrier"

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                      Fidjit
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                      Turns Snowwie into a Cherry Pie!

                      Hehehehehe!

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                        HeathclifftheBard
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                        What's your favourite animal?

                        What's your favourite colour?

                        Who's your favourite dead Celebrity?

                        Flying Fox, Ultramarine, Barry White

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                          Emii
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                          Awoooooooooooo!

                          Allo shakes you hand vigorously and runs off giggling

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                            FrightKnight
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                            I recognise the signature, The Utterly splendid Heathcliff of 2040 (gasp). That's from one of my favourite episodes of that particular programme.

                            (Waits for someone to spill the beans).

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                              Malefact
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                              Yo and welcome!

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                                HeathclifftheBard
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                                I recognise the signature, The Utterly splendid Heathcliff of 2040 (gasp). That's from one of my favourite episodes of that particular programme.

                                (Waits for someone to spill the beans).

                                Hehe!! What an episode that was!! Hee hee hee!! Copernicus! And an alien with a Birmingham accent called Keith.

                                "When you goooo will you send baaaack/a letter frooom/America/take a looook/at the railtrack/from Miami to Canada"

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