Re:Hello!

Snowcat

slinks in seemingly out of nowhere

Greetings fair midden!

Welcome to the land where 'eggs is eggs', doors are black cloth and Genies are insulted (hotly followed by a large crunch and....... 'ow')!

If you know HStorm, you know already what this place is like.

Looking forward to more creativity from the community philosophers!

and again WELCOME

HStorm

Hi Alec, glad you've introduced yourself to us riff-raff at last! And welcome back to the chilly northern hemisphere. Hope you and Hayley had a good flight.

Modeski

Hi Snowcat, nice slinking. Does noone here work? (says me, watching the cricket and drinking cider on a monday afternoon).

I'll prolly sit by with my eye shield for a while and get the feel of the forums before I post too much, though I reckon i've pretty much picked up the tone. Bit musty in here, but that's no bad thing...

Hstorm, hullo! I had forgotten how BLOODY COLD it is here. Yeah we had a good flight, all 21 hours of it. As soon as I get a chance to (and the server is back up), I'll update my site with tales of the trip. Highlights include the toilets in Kuala Lumpur that were just a hole in the ground, and trying to blag our way through immigration.

HStorm

Holes in the ground?! Wow, the technology in that corner of the world's really coming on in leaps and bounds... it means they've already caught up with France!

Debz_g

lol... that reminds me of my last job... used to work at kfc. and i told my mum one morning while i was still bleary eyed.... to enjoy her meal.....

Hehehehe KFC seems to have that effect on people. Whilst working there I was obsessed with a game called Abe's Oddysee and I had a dream where I was working at the store, but if when I was serving a customer, I failed to ask if they wanted to Max their meal or if they wanted any side orders etc, I would get shot by a Slig, a weird reptilian character from the game!! It was rather worrying at the time!!

Malefact

Yo and welcome!

MoanaLiza

Hello and welcome .

Modeski

Hi Malefact and Moana Liza. I am currently embarking upon a quest to finish the bottle of red wine of doom. +3 Inebriation! I fear travesring the dungeon may become more treacherous as time goes on...

Fidjit

G'day Modeski...

Motley/Fidget/Glenn Toogood is here to help yer out, I like the way you mentioned Motley crew there...

Modeski

G'day fidjit! Good to hear an aussie voice. I'm just back from a year down under. Go the bombers

Fidjit

Think Australian, Drink Australian...

Fidjit

I ain't an Aussie I'm a UK Isle of Wight Islander. We have a crazy accent 'ere. And I have a knack of talking Aussie sometimes, but I am glad we've got one

HStorm

Glenn normally uses the handle Motley, but he seems to have changed his username.

Fidjit

I kinda like Motley and Fidjit but I can't seem to make up my mind...

Skarkill

"Oh good."

"Yet more GOBLIN FODDER."

"Skarkill's The Name. I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master."

"So If I Catches yer................."

"I'LL CLAP THE IRONS ON YER AND HURL YER IN TO THE GOBLIN PENN."

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..........LOVELY."

MoanaLiza

You'd better watch it as he's a friend of HStorms, well more like a brother really

HStorm

How do you know? Have you two been talking about me behind my back?

Ah well, as the great Oscar Wilde once said, there's one thing worse than being talked about, and that's getting your pecker caught in traction engine...

MoanaLiza

Nah he already told us so as such:

I grew up with HStorm, and together with his brother, helped to draw up the New Advance Rules for the The Knightmare Board Game...

HStorm

The brother he's referring to is called Russell, and he's my REAL brother.

Skarkill

You'd better watch it as he's a friend of HStorms, well more like a brother really.

Moana you know full well the only person I fear. (Besides his Lordship.) Is Elita.