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    JamesA
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    SWORD OF LIGHT  ;D

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      Ark
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      Watermelons!

      Or if you want me to be a bit more serious, Synthesis!

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        Catacombite
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        WIBBLE

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          Emii
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          LOL! Keep 'em comin' - I've had some really bizarre ideas about wibbling Serophims synthesising Necronomicon watermelons from Polytetrafluoroethylene using a Sword of Light...

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            Spoo
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            I know! Let's try the infinitely reliable "Throw a dictionary at a wall and see what page it opens on" method...

            Just my luck... it landed on the inside cover.

            I'll try again...

            Hooray, it worked that time.

            The words at the top of the pages are:

            ***conservatoire

            consult

            consume

            contraception***

            Erm... indeed.

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              Emii
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              gulp

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                Catacombite
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                ok this is more of a sentence than a word

                steaming pile of congealed monkey vomit

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                  Catacombite
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                  using spoo's method of throwing a dictionary at a wall i came up with the following words

                  honk

                  hookah

                  hopper

                  horrible

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                    Emii
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                    Honking inflated contraceptives at horrible piles of congealed monkey vomit.

                    I get the feeling if I DO finish (or even start) this fic, Illusion would be slightly reluctant to put it up, LOL!

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                      Elita
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                      after a moment of contemplation, decides NOT to throw The Big Book Of Filth and uses a normal dictionary instead

                      Papier-Mache

                      Parenthesis

                      Pariah

                      Partisan

                      Though I personally think ya can't go wrong with rabid weasels. Bonus points if you can use "antidisestablishmentarianism" somewhere in it. Extra points added if it's used in context.  ;D

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                        Spoo
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                        And, of course, it should be set in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales.

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                          Guest
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                          monopoly

                          risk

                          poker

                          yu-gi-oh

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                            GranitArse2003
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                            I agree the location Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch would look great on the credits.  In fact that is all that they would be able to fit on the credits.

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                              But what about the children?

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