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  • WhiteFloatingSkullW
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    WhiteFloatingSkull
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    {Floats in, in front of Simon.}

    Y'ello - I be the floating Skull, a resident of these 'ere forums. Now, I do THIS!!!

    Reduces smokingfrog's life-force to Critical red

    MUHAHAHA...{Nods in the direction of the nearest table} You have about 12 seconds to grab that pork pie before ya keel over. Go to it...

    Serious moment.

    As for my own personal memory of knightmare - I remember making DAMNED sure that 4:35 PM, Friday afternoon's was MY TV moment. Any other day or time was killable, but Knightmare-time was ESSENTIAL viewing.

    It still ranks as MY number one TV show of all time...PERIOD.  ;D

    {It even beats the second 'Sonic the Hedgehog' cartoon series for happy memories, LoL.}

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    • AranelA
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      Aranel
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      walks slowly in, grins, then notices the skull, side steps to her right slightly, grins again

      Heya, newbie here too!

      Aaah, coridoor blades.

      I'm concidering having them installed in the Maths coridoor at school, then none shall be forced to live through the wrath of that vile subject!!!

      NYAHA!!!

      looks around, ahem....

      As you can tell it's a very deep subject with me....

      ahem, points to Malefact

      He made me do it

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      • WhiteFloatingSkullW
        WhiteFloatingSkullW
        WhiteFloatingSkull
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        #7

        Reduces her life force to Critical Red.

        Nobody will escape the evil newbie inititation ceremonies of the Evil Floating SKULL!!!

        {Points her to the fridge}

        Fresh pie's in there - try the Sausage and 'Pickle' special...MUHAHAHA!!!!

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          Pickle123
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          oy...what have i told you! No cannibalism here

          What about that whole chicken convieniently left on the stoll by the portal?

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          • AranelA
            AranelA
            Aranel
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            looks briefly annoyed at the floating skull, smiles at Pickle, then narrows her eyes

            If that chicken's posioned.....

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              Pickle123
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              then i have nothing to fear as you life in this game is over...however if it isn't then you recieve full life force.

              either way, i don't lose

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              • AranelA
                AranelA
                Aranel
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                #11

                growls under her breath

                Hmmm.....

                takes out the bread roll from her pocket

                There's always a way

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                  Mushroom
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                  Yeah, i'm also new. I remember the pookas and the corridor of blades best (i was born in '86, so i remember from around series 5 onwards). Watching it again on challenge now, it's a pleasure to have it back

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                    Emii
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                    LOl hello children, I'm Emii AKA Kully.

                    How art all?

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                      BrianApocalypseIII
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                      thanks for the greetings guys (and lasses)!!!

                      Can you download the chicken life force at all?

                      Oh, and Mr white floating skull, My life force may be red, but I have lots of polo mints in my satchel. Ha ha ha. I win. I also have red bull.

                      LIFE FORCE CONDITION GREEN!

                      AH! headrush!

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                        Aldude
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                        Who needs a broomstick when you have "red bull".   surely that would be classed as cheating tho... artificial stimulants for the mind and body...

                        Ali

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                          BrianApocalypseIII
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                          desperate times call for despearte measures!

                          I'll put the redbull in milk bottles, then everyone will think i'm drinking harmless milk! ha ha ha!

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                            Emii
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                            Genius!

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                              BrianApocalypseIII
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                              I think that i'd make a better advisor than dungeoneer.

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                              • AranelA
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                                Aranel
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                                I'd make a cruddy dungeoneer...But I think I'd make an amusing advisor.

                                The Red Bull situation is cunning, very cunning indeedy....A little too cunning

                                Hmmm

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                                  Pickle123
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                                  i REALLY dont want to see your redbull if it's milk coloured

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