Knightmare DVD Petition
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well our plan really only requires we get an "impressive" number of signatures.
here are the points..
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for the project to be cost affective there should be a demand of at least 2000 for the Knightmare DVD
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we send a petition to granada of 1000+ sigs telling them it was collected in only 60 days and with VERY limited advertising.
this should show them their is at least a healthy demand for the DVD
then factor in that a new series is being made which will generate interest in the originals
the fact that granada are apparently already interested and we have quite a hopeful case
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yay!
Ok pickle I'll take your word for it then...
No need to storm the Granada offices behelmeted yelling 'spellcasting W.E.W.A.N.T.A.D.V.D' then
bugger
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ok then, hehe
I'll try and think up another plan, a cunning one of course, just in case we need a plan c.
You never know!
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We could always acquire a nuclear device, show it to them and ask if they wouldn't mind awfully putting the show onto DVD.
Ooh, yeah, and i've just done this in physics, hmm now for a fusion bomb we need 2 bits of Uranium, hmmm....
I wonder if you can get that on Amazon.co.uk?
Ooh, and if it's over £25 I'll get free delivery too!
hehe
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Ugh Pickle, you're crazier than I am,
The sad thing is, I actually quite enjoyed Phsyics, though I'm not doing at uni, I'm not THAT stoopid.
Now, which middle-Eastern country to be........
Any suggestions are more than welcome
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Yay! 1000+ sigs here we come!
This is looking great woohoo
Oh, and I think i've decided to be Uzbeckistan, just coz it sounds kinda funny, hehe
I now have 4 cunning plans, so that's plan b,c,d and e and i'm working on plan f as we speak.
hehehe
I think I'm the one who should be doing the degree in evil, though I'm doing media, which is pretty similar - evil in disguise. hehe
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do any of your plans involve festus or red dragons by any chance? . Just an idea my aunt a while back bought about a dozen tins of baked beans at the beginning of the Irak crisus incase there was a shortage of food. She also said that she and her friend were going to be buying gas masks incase of any strikes. So I said that if she ate all those beans and was shut up in her flat her and her friend would definately need those gas masks!
So just a though we could all eat a load of mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombard the GM office!
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OK! that can be plan F! hehe
Right the other plans are as follows:
Plan A: Petition, slightly boring blahblahblah
Plan B: Marching into Gm HQ behelmeted and yelling 'spellcasting, B.R.I.N.G.O.U.T.A.D.V.D'
For this one we just need a load of Knightmare dungeoneer helmets, the address of the GM HQ and a load of people who don't mind marching around there for a day.
Plan
Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers provePlan
Sending Starved ferrets into GM HQ, GG and I have talked about the possible implications of this, and although we came to the conclusion that it was impossible to get THAT many ferrets into Granada Towers at once, I have thought of a new idea, involving a catapault and masking tape, but first we have to get a catapault.Plan E: The creation of a nuclear device to show to and therefore persudae Granada Media to release a DVD, I thought I fusion bomb would be best but am having problems getting the 2 pieces of Uranium as they don't sell in at amazon.co.uk, I haven't tried E-bay but am also masquerading myself as a small middle Eastern county (currently Uzbeckistan) to see if Tony Blair or George Bush will lend me a nuclear weapon.
and finally your plan F: Stuffing ourselves with mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombarding the GM office. I am currently looking into which foods make the most pungent odours so I'll get back to you on that one, Â ;D
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There's alos plan N, but its a bit cruel....
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