Knightmare DVD Petition
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Yay! 1000+ sigs here we come!
This is looking great woohoo
Oh, and I think i've decided to be Uzbeckistan, just coz it sounds kinda funny, hehe
I now have 4 cunning plans, so that's plan b,c,d and e and i'm working on plan f as we speak.
hehehe
I think I'm the one who should be doing the degree in evil, though I'm doing media, which is pretty similar - evil in disguise. hehe
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do any of your plans involve festus or red dragons by any chance? . Just an idea my aunt a while back bought about a dozen tins of baked beans at the beginning of the Irak crisus incase there was a shortage of food. She also said that she and her friend were going to be buying gas masks incase of any strikes. So I said that if she ate all those beans and was shut up in her flat her and her friend would definately need those gas masks!
So just a though we could all eat a load of mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombard the GM office!
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OK! that can be plan F! hehe
Right the other plans are as follows:
Plan A: Petition, slightly boring blahblahblah
Plan B: Marching into Gm HQ behelmeted and yelling 'spellcasting, B.R.I.N.G.O.U.T.A.D.V.D'
For this one we just need a load of Knightmare dungeoneer helmets, the address of the GM HQ and a load of people who don't mind marching around there for a day.
Plan
Sending A red dragon to Gm HQ to destroy them, I've found this iea a bit of a problem because i can't find any WILLING red dragons, which my burnt fingers provePlan
Sending Starved ferrets into GM HQ, GG and I have talked about the possible implications of this, and although we came to the conclusion that it was impossible to get THAT many ferrets into Granada Towers at once, I have thought of a new idea, involving a catapault and masking tape, but first we have to get a catapault.Plan E: The creation of a nuclear device to show to and therefore persudae Granada Media to release a DVD, I thought I fusion bomb would be best but am having problems getting the 2 pieces of Uranium as they don't sell in at amazon.co.uk, I haven't tried E-bay but am also masquerading myself as a small middle Eastern county (currently Uzbeckistan) to see if Tony Blair or George Bush will lend me a nuclear weapon.
and finally your plan F: Stuffing ourselves with mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombarding the GM office. I am currently looking into which foods make the most pungent odours so I'll get back to you on that one, Â ;D
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There's alos plan N, but its a bit cruel....
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We could always use Jack, but he's a blue dragon...
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Plan G: Since you're doing a degree in Media, you could get a job at Granada and use your considerable feminine charms to make them release it. (This is absolutely the LAST resort, though.)
Definately a last resort, considering it's gonna take me 3 years to get my degree, then I've gotta get the job at GM and THEN work my way round all the executives, which could take a while.
I'll make that Plan Z
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I've thought of another 'stan hunts for countries book, Tajikistan. I'll compile a list when I find the book and then you could take your pick which one!
Now all I need to do is to find that book. Now where is that book? hmmm!
Thanx Marge! It's good to know someone other than myself is devoted to the cause!
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Yes, that's very true!
We love all the 'stans hehe
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It's at 975 sigs now!
We are SOOOO close, I can smell that 1000th signature!
Or was that just someone trying out the old mushy peas, baked beans, eggs and onions plan?!
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That was just Nikki....
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Trust me you dont want to know....
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