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    HeathclifftheBard
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    Ahaaaa, i would say it was halfway between a village and a town.

    Welcome aboard TheDeanIsLost, I shall serenade you in as I do much of the time in the Knightmare Village/Town/Vicinity. I have chosen a particular favourite of mine from the period known as the 1980s, although it bears no resemblance to the situation I feel you will like it. Enjoy:

    "Am I Living in a Box?/Am I Living in a Cardboard Box?/Am I Living In a Box!/Dabada-daa-dabanaanaanaanaa-naa-nanananer-dibble-wibble-dnooowwwn."

    Thank you!

    (Heathcliff is pelted by the various ingredients of a quiche)

    That always happens. Welcome aboard.

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      Welcome to the forum, Dean. A pleasure to have you here... provided you keep your hands off Majida!

      Eyes Dean suspiciously.

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        Skarkill
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        "Lost are yer."

        "Well just hope it ain't me that find yer."

        "Skarkill By Name and The Forums residnet Goblin Master by trade."

        "So if I catches up with yer.........."

        "IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."

        "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........LOVELY."

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          SemtexJack
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          Welcome to the forum, Dean. A pleasure to have you here... provided you keep your hands off Majida!

          Eyes Dean suspiciously.

          And that goes for Melisandrinoff as well. Grrrrrrr. But welcome to our little world.

          Right, I'm off to Jump over Flashing Jacks

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            Emii
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            Hi TDIL! How you doin?

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              Kieran
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              Good greetings to you, traveller. Am sure you'll find this community the best around, shall hope you have an enjoyable time here.

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                MoanaLiza
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                You'd better be on your best behaviour Skarks or The Dean might end up putting you in detention!

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  Strange, but I never get bored of this turns Skarkill in to a cardboard fox

                  Welcome! I'm snowwie the elven wolf, local pandemonium and mayhem causer and expert at turning people in to things.

                  You might want to keep your voice down when talking to me, my boyfriend Timonthy might get jelous and throw daggers at you

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                    Fidjit
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                    I wouldn't think that would be Timonthy now would it Snowwie?

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                      Malefact
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                      Yo and welcome!

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                        SemtexJack
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                        Yes, Yes, Welcome.

                        Nice to see a new potential slave....errr....friend arrive.

                        I am Semtex Jack. The board's resident ego-junkie with delusions of grandeur. I fully intend to rule this Dungeon soon. Join me! Custard is the reward.

                        Be seeing you around no doubt.

                        Right, I'm of to smack gordon the gopher.

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