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Hi, I'm new... and not British!

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  • SkarkillS
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    Skarkill
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    "Do You Mind."

    "Thats my prase and I'll thank you not to nick it."

    "Skarkill's my name"

    "An The Froum's Resident Goblin Master is my profesion."

    "So If I catches Yer."

    "IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."

    "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY."

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      zzt
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      Yaaiigh! cowers into the fetal position

      I'm-sorry-Skarkill-I-won't-use-your-phrase-or-seek-any-quest-objects-just-please-not-the-irons!

      looks up ...unlike most people I know, I'm a coward and will do anything to save my own hide...

      ...uhm...points LOOK, A DISTRACTION! dashes around Skarkill at about 20 miles per hour (32km/h for you folks) and runs off

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        Skarkill
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        "Were I don't see any Distraction."

        "Your seeing thing................HEY."

        "RIGHT YOU I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AN I KNOW WERE YOUR GOING AN I'M GONER BE WAITING."

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          Emii
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          ...uhm...points LOOK, A DISTRACTION!

          HEY! YOU! That's my ploy! LOL! How you doin, zzt? Hope you have fun here!

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            LordF
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            Hallo fellow,

            I am Lord Nagash Fear, formelly know as Lord Fear, why? because theres another LF here.

            I'm the forums Opposition Leader... I think.

            I hope you have a good time here.

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              Moonlight
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              Hello! I feel daft saying welcome cause as you can see I'm a knewbie too... Looks good round here though!!

              Good call on the pie

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                Emii
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                Nuh uh, Moonlight - you're here so you've got every right to welcome other people.

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                  Moonlight
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                  Nuh uh, Moonlight - you're here so you've got every right to welcome other people.

                  Aw, ta!

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    Yay! More foreign people! Hiya! I'm Snowwie the elven wolf of Finland hugs

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Hi and welcome here. I'd like to see how Skarkill is going to "Puts the Irons on Yer" when you're on the other side of the Atlantic, well unless or course he gets a lift on Bhal-Shebah which somehow I doubt! I think that it might be a good idea for Skarkill to steer clear of dragons especially red ones. Anyway if Skarkill is bothering you just summon Snowwie or Elita and if that fails you could always have a jar of honey at the ready, 'buuUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'!

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        Sigh that reminded me, I've got a new bodyguard (Timonthy was going insane trying to "protect me") and I could tell you her calling name so you could call her, but you have to have somehting to pay her. Otherwise she'll turn you in to a frog

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                          zzt
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                          walks back in with a jar of honey at the ready Hmm... I suppose that would be nice. I'd just have to have some coins or gold handy, wouldn't I? All right, just gimme the name.

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                            Malefact
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                            Yo and welcome!

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                              zzt
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                              That's the calling name? All right, then, I'll have to find me a brick of gold or silver to add to my inventory just in case! walks off

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                One more thing! Shiriu likes me. So dont tell her to attack me or protect you frorm Timonthys daggers. Or you'll end up as an earthworm

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                                  PhoenixFlame
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                                  Hey welcome to our world!

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                                    SemtexJack
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                                    Welcome to the gang,

                                    I'm Semtex Jack and I'm the pretender to The Opposition's Throne. You can find much about me and my compatriots on the General board.

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      and his lawful wedded wife Melisandrinorff

                                      Heyo! And welcome!

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                                        SemtexJack
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                                        Unfortunately, We are as yet to become married.

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                                          Lowebo
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                                          Yay! More foreign people! Hiya! I'm Snowwie the elven wolf of Finland hugs

                                          I'm from Anglesey... Its only just British, and it's Welsh... So i'm semi foreign!! lol

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