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    did you all watch it today? it was brilliant! i was on the edge of my seat when the ogre got the girl, if only she had picked up the crayon!  🙂

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      even with the crayon she would not have the time to draw on the paper, that goblen troll dude didnt wast any time.

      Oh and Hello,  were not always such nice people  😉

      Has anyone been able to draw up a pictuer of what that 3 headed dog looks like? im sure the amont of heads he has changes each week  ::)

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        even with the crayon she would not have the time to draw on the paper, that goblen troll dude didnt wast any time.

        Has anyone been able to draw up a pictuer of what that 3 headed dog looks like? im sure the amont of heads he has changes each week  ::)

        1. I'm sure somehow she's have had enough time to draw it if they'd taken the crayon. Maybe Grimwold wouldn't have appeared at all if they had.

        2. It's not really a dog, not a "proper" one, anyway, according to Mrs. Grimwold. It "barks" but she says they're not sure what it is.

        3. It has 2 heads. It used to have three, but Grimwold bit one of them off.

        And I didn't answer in character. Yes, I'm surprised too.

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          Hello there! I found this site just over a year ago. I couldn't believe it! I thought I was mad until I found it.

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            did u all catch it today when the bomb struck douglas,

            ouch!

            (warning team, u gotta move faster)

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              yeah it was brilliant, dont you think though that some teams move so slowly you could guide granny on her electric wheelchair through the dungeon quicker?

              why say move left a bit, then half a turn right, why not say "move diagonally forward to the left" --

              pity we have to wait 'til series 4 team 6 to get a winner..

              was it the first or second team today that didnt tell the dude he had a snake behind him in the pool usually filled with water? (excuse "dude" but i dont know his name...)

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                That would be the first team who failed to warn Motley about the snake  😉

                Oh and hello cheese 'n' pickle, are you up for a bit of ham 'n' Colonel Mustard?  ;D

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                  By the way... Rosie Collins drew a picture of Festus in The Eye Shield. You know, in the Paul McIntosh era...?

                  ...Or maybe you don't know.  ;D

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                    I lost track of all the newbie's in the thread, so here's what I'm gonna do...

                    {Reduces EVERYONE'S Life force to Red condition.}

                    You see, us floating phantasms can't be arsed to sort through the who is and who isn't, so, in my conclusion, you ALL get the treatment.

                    {Bounces again on the heads of everyone in the thread, just to make sure...}

                    Now, would you all go and help yourselves to pie in the kitchen, and bring us a coffee while you're all there, 'cos I got no hands to hold the kettle with, and I'm PARCHED.

                    Us floating Skulls are NOT discriminative, Heh heh...

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                      NOTE TO MALEFACT(_):

                      You have two accounts with the same user name, personally I think you were mad before and still are..................

                      Anyone who can play a tune on their privates with a tuning fork is seriously messed up in the head!........................

                      ........or very gifted and totally sain.

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