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    Scott_Wilkinson
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    Then Hordriss appeared later in the quest at the end of the pathway with quicksand in the grass. When Christopher reaches him, Hordriss is meditating again, only he was walking back and forth this time. Christopher was guiding towards him, and Hordriss sees him with the hourglass.

    Hordriss - "Ahhhh, yes, one is gratified to discover that in these modern times there are still some young people who know... how to honour a bargain. I thank you kindly."

    Christopher gives him the hourglass, and some goblins appear.

    Treguard - "Emergency, the goblins are upon you."

    Hordriss - "SILENCE DUGEON MASTER!!! One hesitates to boast, (walks towards the goblins) but one is quite capable of copeing with such minor blenses. (sorry, Velda, I could only hear him say something like that.) SCALIBUS, BREHERST!!"

    A sword chases the goblins away.

    Hordriss - "Ha ha ha ha ha. Most satisfying, (looks at Christopher) you are, of course, in my debts. But then, who is not. Ha ha. Oh, yes, by the way. The second step is the swimmer. Farewell."

    How was that Velda?

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      A noble calling!

      Imagine that it's just slog although adtributing names to advisor's voices may be akward.

      So, how far did we all get the first time and where are all these transcripts going to be homed?

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        Then Hordriss appeared later in the quest at the end of the pathway with quicksand in the grass. When Christopher reaches him, Hordriss is meditating again, only he was walking back and forth this time. Christopher was guiding towards him, and Hordriss sees him with the hourglass.

        Hordriss - "Ahhhh, yes, one is gratified to discover that in these modern times there are still some young people who know... how to honour a bargain. I thank you kindly."

        Christopher gives him the hourglass, and some goblins appear.

        Treguard - "Emergency, the goblins are upon you."

        Hordriss - "SILENCE DUGEON MASTER!!! One hesitates to boast, (walks towards the goblins) but one is quite capable of copeing with such minor blenses. (sorry, Velda, I could only hear him say something like that.) SCALIBUS, BREHERST!!"

        A sword chases the goblins away.

        Hordriss - "Ha ha ha ha ha. Most satisfying, (looks at Christopher) you are, of course, in my debts. But then, who is not. Ha ha. Oh, yes, by the way. The second step is the swimmer. Farewell."

        How was that Velda?

        I'm sorry that Velda never gave you an answer.

        I think you've done a good job of recollecting Hordriss' words - words which did fine work in setting out an intriguing character who was to develop and endure right through to Knightmare's final episodes. Though the reason I'm nudging this thread awake from a two-year snooze is to smooth over a couple of details from the previous post.

        Hordriss - "SILENCE DUGEON MASTER!!! One hesitates to boast, (walks towards the goblins) but one is quite capable of copeing with such minor blenses. (sorry, Velda, I could only hear him say something like that.) SCALIBUS, BREHERST!!"

        I believe he says 'minor blemishes', followed by 'Excalibur's Behest!', whereby a sword is summoned to continue the legacy of Excalibur by chasing the goblins away. Quite a striking scene in all: Hordriss hears Treguard and shouts at him from within the Dungeon (putting him 'up there' with Mogdred in this series), launches an attack with a floating sword (which also puts him on a par with Mogdred), and then, in spite of just having bellowed at the Dungeon Master, he helps a dungeoneer! We're left feeling that Hordriss is one to be watched by everyone, but not to be crossed by anyone. Superb. If only Hordriss had stuck to English incantations in the following seasons, instead of shifting to Cod Latin!

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          Coming soon: Script of episode 1, series 1!

          Should be posted (in full) in the topic for the relevant episode either later on tonight or tomorrow evening

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            Fidjit
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            Cool, are you putting up a site for viewing needs? It'll help keep it in order

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              Yeah, I think I will - Geocities should do

              I'll post the script for S1 ep1 in the right topic for the moment, then go and set up a site What I'll do is - type up a few scripts then upload them a few at a time

              EDIT: Bah, I've tried posting the first script in my Geocities space but the pages aren't big enough 😠 If I'm going to create a website for the scripts it'll need to be a decent free one with plenty of page space...anyone know of free hosting that's actually good?

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                Double post I know (sorry) - but it's just to let people know that I've just set up a website for the scripts I'm planning to type out. It's fairly basic but it'll do for its purpose I guess - the first script is there and there should be another one there either today or tomorrow I'll try and do them as regularly as I can - anyway the address is:

                [http://www.freewebs.com/knightmarescripts/

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                  Drassil
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                  Thanks. Great work. Believe it or not, I was thinking of suggesting that you jump straight to Series 3 Episode 1, because of the Scottish connection. Are you OK with people pointing out errors that may have crept into the transcripts, or would you prefer not?

                  The website looks good (even if the presence of that tent is a bit strange!). Though I did think of a third place for posting the transcripts, in addition to that website and this forum: the Lexicon. It's easy to post entries there, easy to edit them (gap-filling, corrections etc.), and you can add images easily as well.

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                    Yeah, I'm ok with people pointing out errors - means I can get the script as accurate as possible.

                    I've actually decided to change the way I do scripts, instead choosing to focus on one quest each, e.g. I've started transcribing Barry's quest (right from Majida's "Enter stranger" line). I guess I'll end up transcribing every single quest in the end, but it doesn't need to be in a set order I'll change my site a bit to reflect that, and I think I'll post the scripts on the Lexicon too once I've done them - thanks for suggesting that

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                      I've posted the script for the first part of Barry's quest on the Lexicon, in the Teams section

                      Part 2 will be begun tomorrow

                      Enjoy

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