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    MoanaLiza
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    Hi welcome to our ever growing community of nutty and not so nutty members!

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      {Floats on in, haunting music an' all...}

      I am the Forum Floating Skull { } of malevelance, an' I am gonna do MY bit to welcome you, Britney, to the forums...

      {Floats on her, and Reduces her life force to...Medium Amber? }

      Ahh, nuts...Hang on, let's try that again.

      {Floats on her again, and Reduces her life force to...Healthy green? }

      NO, that's the wrong way! {Sighs in frustration} ONE more time...

      {Floats on her, and Reduces her life force to...Critical RED!!! }

      THERE - that's got it. {Points to the fridge} There's somethin' to restore ya life force in there. Go an' 'Teenybop' your way over there.  ;D

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        MoanaLiza
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        {Points to the fridge} There's somethin' to restore ya life force in there.

        The Lifeforce pie from series 8?

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          Werewolf
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          The metion of THAT pie should be accompanied by boos and hisses at all times.

          ahem

          BOO!!! HISS!!!

          Oh, and welcome Britney. Although I prefer Christina myself  ::)

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            Oh, and welcome Britney. Although I prefer Christina myself  ::)

            Aaaaaaaarrrrgrghhhhhh!!!  😉

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              Malefact
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              Hello and welcome!  🙂

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                THERE - that's got it. {Points to the fridge} There's somethin' to restore ya life force in there. Go an' 'Teenybop' your way over there.  ;D

                I don't mind you draining our visitors' life force, dearie, but can you stop handing out pies from our kitchen? Mildread and I slave over a hot stove to make those- well, Mildread doesn't, the lazy little cow, but I do. When you take them all there's nothing for Grimmy's tea, and that's when he tries biting the 'eads off our family pets, dearie.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  Oh poor Festus! I'm surprised the RSPCA hasn't been summoned to you yet!

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                    Britney
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                    Oh, and welcome Britney. Although I prefer Christina myself  ::)

                    How can u say that?! Are you BLIND?!!!

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                      LOL thats because he likes christinas dirty moves, Oh She is a dirty Girl.

                      LOL for the record i prefur christina too sorry!

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                        erm...prefer britney but tbh honest im not much fussed  😉

                        lol, floaty white, thats the best welcome ive seen you do yet

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                          Mornin' Britz! hands Britney an elf twig Welcome to the forum! Perhaps you, along with others might liek to comne to the next Knightmare RPG that's organised - it's pretty colse to a convention, and you'll get to meet loads of others - I did ^.^

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                            Werewolf
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                            Oh, and welcome Britney. Although I prefer Christina myself  ::)

                            How can u say that?! Are you BLIND?!!!

                            No, and I'm not deaf either. The singing of the estimable Ms Spears makes me want to pluck out my eardrums with white-hot steel tongs, then pour in hydrochloric acid just to cleanse all remnants of her sound waves from my system. Oh, and Christy did the "Dirrty" video which always raises the temperature in the room when it comes on...can't imagine why  😮

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                              Emii
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                              Men.

                              sighs

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Mornin' Britz!

                                Are you abroad by any chance? Or have I missed anything. Hands up anyone who's abroad at the moment

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