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    Thanatos
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    Skarkill: "Are you seriously suggesting that I'd accept a bribe?"

    Elita: "Good morning, young lady. How do you do?"

    Hands: "No thanks, I've already had a half."

    Snapper Jack: "You right, this glove looks ridiculous."

    Honesty Bartrum: "I hope we can still do business, even if I am just a cheap alternative to Julius Scaramonger."

    Velda: "You're right - adventuring is no career for an elf who gets kidnapped by goblins twice in as many quests."

    Ah Wok: "Yes, I plobably do have tlouble plonouncing my Rs."

    Fatilla: "Now you come to mention it, I never have been quite sure what the verb 'to blip' means."

    Greystagg: "No thanks, I've already got more witch amber than I need."

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Festus: 'I feel so unloved. I'm actually a cat trapped inside a pseudo-Cerberus' body. I don't mean to be intimidating and mysterious, I just have trouble... y'know... relating.'

      Obviously, I love that one! I'm so tempted to roleplay it, but realise that it's in the interests of all intelligent and quasi-intelligent humanity that I don't.

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        JamesA
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        MEDUSA (of series 2 and 3):"You can pass me safely without having to use a magical item, you see, I'm wearing sunglasses".

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          Mildread: "I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!"

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            Fidjit
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            Lord Fear, "I'm going to visit Treguard and sort out this messy business between us like civilized gentlemen..."

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              Malefact
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              Sylvester Hands: "Good evening, old sport! I was just enjoying a rather spiffing cucumber sandwich!"

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                Malefact
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                Gwendoline: "You know, I've suddenly got this huge craving for veal!"

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                  Pooka
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                  Lord Fear: "I'm good."

                  Pickle: "Oh, that's totally fair."

                  Samurai: "Hello."

                  Simon: "I think I'll sidestep to my right."

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    Ariadne: I've turned vegetarian

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                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                      The Catacombite- "Has anyone seen my flesh? I'm sure I had some when I left my cave this morning. Hope I didn't leave it on the bus again!"

                      Sidriss- "You know, the idealist position really does have a singularly intrinsic appeal. I don't agree that it's the last refuge of the sceptic, nor that it inevitably leads us into reliance upon the notion of a supreme being to sustain our common sense judgements about the spatio-temporeal existence of the world."

                      Sly Hands- "Ah, but Sidriss, I believe you're overlooking the phenomenalist's case, which as I'm sure we'll both agree, has answers to many problem case scenarios about which the principles of idealism cannot be supported."

                      The Brollachan- "I hunger for turnips."

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                        Lol - you lot are hilarious!  😄  ;D

                        Here's one:

                        Gundrada/Sidriss/Stiletta: Oh, I love you Motley!  Let's run away together!

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                          Fidjit
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                          Gundrada, are you mad? She wants to pull my gizzard out and make something useful out of it...

                          Anyways, Lord Fear starts laughing and smiling after I tells him a joke...

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                            Malefact
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                            Mr Grimwold: erm, anything at all, really!

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                              Fidjit
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                              The boatman: "My name is..."

                              Mrs Grimwold: "Come over here Festus and say 'allo!"

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                                Drassil
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                                Dungeoneer is in the Block & Tackle Room, and the floor starts to fall away...

                                Adviser: We need some kind of floor-filler!

                                Treguard: #I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing...

                                Dungeoneer: Treguard, before we start the quest, can I just nip to the loo?

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                                  Malefact
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                                  Advisor: "What's the time?"

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    The boatman: "My name is..."

                                    In true Eminem fashion

                                    1st quest; Dungeoneer: I want my Mum Sob

                                    2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand

                                    Dungeoneer riding on Smirkenorff: Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick! turning green

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                                      Emii
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                                      These are great! I think I'll start a new thread...

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                                        Moocowthingy
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                                        Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels!  ;D

                                        Ohh now now isnt this all getting a bit S & M ?.  I suppose next Gunrada could carry a whip insted of a sword and when a dungeoneer releases her from the stocks she could say " Get in, now its your turn "

                                        Moving swiftly on ......

                                        You would never see fast food in the dungeon.

                                        Advisor: " Look to the left of the table can you see somthing on the floor ? "

                                        Dungeoneer: " Yes I can just see it "

                                        Advisor: " Walk over to it and tell us what it is "

                                        Dungeoneer: " Its a brown paper bag, it appears to be a happy meal "

                                        Advisor: " Ok put it in your knapsack "

                                        Treguard: " LIFEFORCE CRITICAL TEAM  you best get your dungeoneer some help "

                                        Advisor: " What went wrong ? "

                                        Pickle: " You ate a happy meal you didnt realy expect to get any lifeforce from that crap did you ? "

                                        Treguard: " Spellcasting D I S M I S S.  Goodbye foolhardy travelers I hope youve lernt your lesson.  The road behind leads back to England, maybe on the way you will find a decent place to eat "

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand

                                          Start of new season.

                                          Treguard (with same bin, to dungeoneer): "Look, just put the damn thing on your head. I told you- we lost the Helmet of Justice when we moved studios, so you'll just have to make do."

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