haha, yes... Cheers for that too.

"The ironically thick book of this thread" itself is not

a book that is easy to digest in one day. Still though,

I did read few a few posts in here, just not every single one.

Until next time, I'll read "how to fly" by festus the dog. Muahahaha!

Thanks for the welcome, all... And the advice.

I say, how wonderful jester's corner is. I might make my home here. Muahahahahaha!

These characters would never say...

Sir Hugh de Wittless: Tarah! Tarah! Haloo! Haloo!

I've had enough now I need the loo!

Hordriss: waves hands around WICKED! WICKED! JUNGLE IS MAHSIV'!

Rothberry the Apothecary: wanders around J-J-Jive you a spell? No way foo'.

Aint nobahdy gat tam fo dat.

Gwendoline: Yeah I know I have a 4x4 and it burns petrol, but do I even care!?

Gretel: >:-] Muahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHA! cough! Cough! Wheeze! ><

Cheers, Canadanne! Thanks for your welcome.

I got inspired to join after watching episodes of knightmare on the web.

Knightmare is an ice cold boss show! I used to watch it in the 00's on challenge.

I wasn't sure if people come here to post still... So it's wonderful someone replied!

More Books -

"Where am I?" by Treguard

"I grant you 3 wishes" by Majida

"My journey to Cash My Gold" by the Boatman.

Whoo! Ice cruel! I'm new to being a member here. Hello all!

Sorry if this idea has been already spoken, but how about "My successful spyglass view kills" by Lord Fear?

It would be a different story if he tried harder.