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  • Series 5 - Episode 16
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    Lets see how they do with the questions, they do fine (question was really easy).  

    They got rid of the blocker and are on there way to Level 2.  But theres a floor puzzle in the way ha ha ha  Im guessing its Helmet - Sheild - Helmet - Shield etc which is what they are doing.  

    Theyve met Sly Hands and that witless knight bloke.  Slys trying to convice witless that he is the dungeoneer.  He resuced Sly LOL

    Ah a gatekeeper in front of a descender.  The Hobgoblin has turned up, its just a overgrown goblin and looks lame but never mind its gone now.  They are giving the guard the arrow.

    They're havin trouble gettin on Smirkys saddle lol and theyve got to tell him when to land.  Theyve landed at the Level 2 castle

    So far so good.  They're on level 2 without too much trouble, but things are bound to get much harder.

    Theyve met Hordriss and he's looking for some fire that freezes, dont know what he's going to do for them but theyve accepted the offer.

    Ok so what are they going to take with them form the table?  Theres a scroll which tells them something that had me belive they should take the book so they took the gold and the book.

    Ah heres the blue fire Hordriss wanted, also a spy glass.  Ooooooh the opposition want to freeze the dungeons including the dungeoneer.  Ok they're going to charge up the staff and call Hordriss and they are going to take the short cut out of the dungeons.

    Now some witty banter between Lord Fear and Treguard LOL.

    Well thats the end of the series and a cold end for Lord Fear.  The room thats in the credits, dont recall seeing it before.  At least someone won this series.


  • Series 5 - Episode 15
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    The next team comprises of Kelly, Keely, Rachel and the other one (didnt catch the name).

    They started in the forest this time, theyve found some objects including a scroll which is basically a spy glass manual. Theyve used the spyglass and it looks like Skarkill has gotten himself a hobgoblin should be fun, the level 1 password is ratpack.  They took the silver and the candle.

    Oh god its that Sylvestor hands bloke again and he is selling them something whatever it is ( a horn that calls robin hood apparently)

    Now that was a surprise, the horn was actually a goblin horn.  

    They are now looking for Sylvester Hands and find him

    Ok so i missed a few bits, but i dont think they'll get very far


  • Series 5 - Episode 15
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    Ok so they were in the dark room and they used the candle (obvious really).

    Next room is the blocker, grabbing the food and using the password they move on.

    The next room as a chest (lets hope elita isnt in it), oh bloody hell its that mouth elf bird Elita in the box (she must like it)  she gave them the SESAME spell to open a door later on, awfully nice of her lol

    Most of the advisors are quiet, anyway they have reached the gate tower thing, and sylvestor hand has popped up followed by some guard who let them approach the tower and got rid of Sylvestor, they used the spell to open the door.

    Ah a descender and a scroll which tells them to go down seven floors and call halt, lets see if they can count

    YES they died rather nicely in the corridor of blades ROFLMAO

    End of part 1


  • Series 5 Episode 14
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    Part 2

    Current Score 6-1 to the opposition

    ENTER STRANGER

    Well now we have a new team, the Dungeoneer is Duncan and his advisors are Ian, Deborah and Richard.  They are going for the sword.

    Theyve gone straight onto the back of Smirkanoff who'll no doubt take them to the start of level 1, they had to tell Smirky to land (have they had to do this before?)

    Ok theyve landed in a town (no doubt scaring the natives) and they are heading towards some houses and seem to have found a clue room.  Ok theres some silver, some bread, a scroll, a candle, a dagger and a helmet.  The scroll tells them to buy a key (so the silver is needed) they take the silver and the candle.

    What a suprise (sarcasm) heres Julius Scaramonger again who'll no doubt have the key which was mentioned in the scroll.  He's selling Philosiphers Stones lol.  Ok so theyve got the key off Julius using the silver.  So far so good.

    Theyve been given a Spy Glass, time for some Opposition spying fun  OOOOOOOooooooh Julius is chatting with Lord Fear, he's told him he sold them the key, theyve got the password for level 1 aswell.

    Ok so theyve entered a dark room (good job theyve got the candle).......

    BONG

    Well this new team is doing alright so far, they seem less inept than the previous team but its just a matter of waiting and seeing.  At least they got the right objects from the clue room it seems.  Cant be many episodes left so they better get a move on if they want to finish (im not looking to see if they do).


  • Series 5 Episode 14
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    They're buying a CHANGE spell from Julius Scaramonger, not make a difference because they possibly screwed up in the clue room earlier.

    Oh dear the CHANGE spell backfired LOL, well they are royally screwed now arent they, and they cant get the firestone out of the ice (royally screwed doesnt cover it really).

    Theyve met brother mace and they are convincing him that Chris isnt a goblin.  Apparently they need motleys clown on a stick to give to motley (i was right then) lol well not much else to say is there lol

    Ah heres the blocker, they need the password and I dont think they have it, well that was the blockers breakfast sorted

    DISMISS

    End of Part 1

    They made too many mistakes, buying they CHANGE spell, leaving Motleys stick for example, they did a good job convincing Brother Mace though.  Cant believe they thought the floor puzzle solution would get them past the blocker, I guess they may had got the password from brother mace if Chris wasnt a goblin


  • Favourite Baddie
    C Catacombite
    General Discussion

    Lord Fear, funny, evil and those glowing red eyes used to freak me out when I originally watched it all those years ago.


  • Series 5 Episode 13 (Mon. 17th)
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    I think the team almost left the room with one object, at least they would had done if treguard didnt say anything.

    Taking too long on a floor puzzle is never clever lol and neither is getting your left and right mixed up, they nearly cocked that up several times over.  

    Skarkill just got attacked by bees because he opened the honey pot, quite amusing that, but the dungeoneer seemed to lose the gem he was carrying aswell.

    Well they answered all of Brother Monks questions, good for them they werent particularly difficult though.

    Ok so thats the end of part one, they're on there way to level 2 and arent doing too bad.  They seem to hesitate alot though which has caused the death of many dungeoneers but i guess its better than rushing in.  

    Oh god its Elita again (last seen jumping out of a chest), they need a big red gem (or a firestone) to get to level 3.

    I'll be suprised if there isnt a white floating skull in this room  😢  its a good old fashioned clue room, personally think they should take the jesters stick thing and not take the green gem but I may be wrong lol  Ooooooo a spy glass, always loads of fun especially when Lord Fear notices them lol, ah here's the skull, see I was right

    Now theyve found Julius Scaramonger, they took the silver so theyve got payment.  

    BONG!!!!!

    Well thats the end of the episode, a couple of good moments (the bee thing).  The team have done pretty well so far, I have my doubts whether they'll make it to level 3 especially if Motleys looking for his Jesters clown/stick thing they could miss out on the password, but only time well tell (they could always tickle him with the feather).

    Roll on Wednesday


  • Series 5 Episode 13 (Mon. 17th)
    C Catacombite
    Series 5

    I'll have time to comment since im watching it at 10  ;D


  • I'm Back
    C Catacombite
    Newbie Welcome

    Thanks for that chaps  😛 Dont worry I wont eat all of you  :-[


  • I'm Back
    C Catacombite
    Newbie Welcome

    Havent posted on here for a while  🙂  Been watching and enjoying series 5 of Knightmare (followed by the excellent Gamesmaster)  ;D

    So hows everyone been, did I miss anything?


  • Yes, repeats...
    C Catacombite
    Knightmare on Challenge?

    damn im missing it again 😠  😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠


  • Yes, repeats...
    C Catacombite
    Knightmare on Challenge?

    anyone know when they are repeating series 4 because i was on holiday when challenge showed it


  • Series 4 Episode 3
    C Catacombite
    Series 4

    Havent posted on here for a bit but im back now

    I remeber the death of the 1st team from when i saw the episode originally  ;D I reckon you are right the dungeoneer must had been drunk or something  ::) also did the advisor sitting in the middle for the second team look petrified or was it just me.


  • Knightmare Challenge!
    C Catacombite
    Fan Creations

    i got the same ending  😠


  • Fear (no, not HIM)
    C Catacombite
    General Discussion

    For characters, it would have to be Mogdred. JW gives some really scary performances, and thankfully he wasn't overused.

    For monsters, I'd say the Catacombite and Ariadne. I'd love to see both make a return in the new series, if it happens. Ariadne used to frighten me senseless (especially with those creepy sound effects) and I still think the Catacombite is a darn scary image. I think with the effects that are now possible, it could be a real talking point for a new generation of viewers.

    I totally agree about Mogdred, scary guy.  

    We catacombites would like to thankyou for the recognition.


  • Knightmare Games
    C Catacombite
    General Discussion

    well done


  • Series 3
    C Catacombite
    Series 3

    Series 3 of Knightmare has just finished, what are your thoughts on the series and which series would you like to see shown next?


  • computer version
    C Catacombite
    General Discussion

    i had the same game but on the Commodore 64, didnt like it very much and stoning to death the old guy is fun


  • Help wanted: ANY
    C Catacombite
    Want to Help?

    using spoo's method of throwing a dictionary at a wall i came up with the following words

    honk

    hookah

    hopper

    horrible


  • Help wanted: ANY
    C Catacombite
    Want to Help?

    ok this is more of a sentence than a word

    steaming pile of congealed monkey vomit

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