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  • Cunning Plans For DVD Release
    F Festus
    Bring Back Knightmare

    I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.

    Then I'll let a full roar out.

    They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


  • Floating White Skull - A New Name?
    F Festus
    General Discussion

    SPELLCASTING  W-I-E-R-D

    ...would cause instant death to the dungeoneer as a dictionary came flying through the air to knock him down a hole.

    Raaaaaaaaaah!


  • Scariest Monsters
    F Festus
    General Discussion

    stares at the other respondents with a hungry look (on each head)


  • do people who go on knightmare actually watch it?
    F Festus
    General Discussion

    Someone who watched one series might not have seen the previous one and been familiar with any of the characters. They were probably instructed to describe people in this way. None of them ever described me though. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Festus


  • i hid behind the sofa today
    F Festus
    General Discussion

    You called? Raaaaaaaaaaaaah!


  • Pee-your-pants funny stuff
    F Festus
    General Discussion

    Not hilarious, but amusing in an ironic kind of way, was David Learner's inability to remember the line 'If my memory serves me well' in yesterday's show, which came out as 'If my memory selves me whirl".

    Festus


  • Series 4 Episode 7
    F Festus
    Series 4

    I loved Treguard's description of recent dungeoneer Simon as 'not a starving traveller'. Nothing like a kids TV show to point out that one of the contestants is a little on the tubby side.

    Anyway, I've been lurking in the background for too long and my mistress Grimaldine finally decided to let me out. Raaaaaaaaah!

    Festus

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