and if you don't wear an eye-patch, adopt "Lovely!" as your catchphrase and command two goblins, I'll be convinced.
"You lookin for a one way trip to the stocks there Pookas Rule??"
"Cus that can be arranged......hehehehehehehehe"
"An as you knewbie....alow me to introduce myself Skarkills the name and i'm this forums resident goblin master and if yer ain't of the opposition an yer ain't got any thing like gold which i may be intrested in then when i cathes yer..."
"Its the Irons for yer."
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY"