I'm shocked and saddened, dearies, that more of you haven't chosen this room! Oh, the adventures that took place here. The excitement! The comedy! The tragedy! Well, it was kinda tragic, dearie, when Grimmy as bit Festus' third 'ead off. Except as since we built the conservatory it doesn't look quite the same. Oh, and we have a purple carpet now which I got on special offer from the Level 1 furnishings superstore. It's a bit chewed now, though, dearie. And Mildread and Smelly Sandra and all keep coming in to steal bits of it, the little *****es.
But that's another story, dearie. Care to buy a map of the dungeon? Oh, go on, you know you want to.
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