The Goblin Horn Sounds. And The Dreaded Goblin Master appers.
"RIGHT GOT CHER KNEWBIE."
"Now Just you standers yer gorund whilst I introduceses my self."
"Skarkill's The Name."
"An I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master, Terror, Nere-Do Well, Meanie & All Round Bad Guy."
"So unless you has some Gold. I'd start begging for Mercy, cause your just GOBLIN FODDER NOW."
"HEHEHEHEHE"
"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........LOVELY."