If you answered

Gary Glitter

Charlotte Church

and Roy Makaay

TRUTH ACCEPTED

3 is the score

you may learn more

More then fish can be caught within these halls

you can catch herpies off Velda

Absolute class. Ali, MAKE MORE AND MORE I LOVE THEM.

Silence netbound creatures, I may have but a few posts but my magic will end everyone of your quests. Turn and face me intruders. Three mysteries I seek and here is my first.

In days long gone

He sang his song

"Hello" he chanted loud

Knights did scorned

His taste in Porn

Of which he is not proud

Who is this filthy coward?

Here is my second...

The voice of an angel did sing so sweet

Yet now over a dancing beat

Dull, Irate and overweight

She believes the world is at her feet

A swearing sound at the wheelchair bound

Her reputation has gone down

With a thug at her side and some cake in her mouth

Who is this "angel" that is so round?

Answer! name it now!

here is my third...

Dutch of birth

Spanish by trade

A bright future of football made

In la liga his netting never stops

Who is this player who's at the top?

CHALLENGE TV DUNGEONEER:Where am I

ADVISOR ONE: Your in a room with temporaraly high viewing figures, there is a large table in the centre, can you tell me whats on it.

CHALLENGE TV DUNGEONEER: there is knightmare the most popular and great programme you have on the table, there is fort boyard, and ice warriors and a scroll.

ADVISOR TWO: What does the scroll say.

(Scroll comes up on screen" CHOOSE KNIGHTMARE CAUSE FORT BOYARD AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHEITE")

BRANGWEN: Intruder Alert!

Who Dares to rob the brangwen she!

Could it be the Challenge TV!

Turn and face me!

ADVISOR TWO: Turn and face her

CHALLENGE TV DUNGEONEER: Yes

BRANGWEN: One Truths will I ask and here is my first.

They watch at Dawn

They watch at Five

They are what keeps challenge alive

With viewers high

It is top notch

What is the name of what they watch?

CHALLENGE TV DUNGEONEER: I don't know, shall I say fort Boyard?

ADVISOR THREE: No, It's turd and unpopular!...It must be knightmare!

BRANGWEN: Answer! name it now!

CHALLENGE TV DUNGEONEER: Ice Warriors!

BRANGWEN: Falsehood, Knightmare was the truth I sought.

One is the score...You may learn more... Choose knightmare from the table or rot like all the other second-rate, digital-life support channels

CHALLENGE TV DUNGEONEER

Right, I'm Gonna Take Fort Boyard and Ice Warriors?

ADVISORS AND TREGUARD: You short sighted turd! Kngihtmare has 7 more series that must be shown.

(A magic sword materialised)

Nenenennenene...

Nennenenennene....

Nnenenennenen...

TREGUARD: Ohhhhhhhhhh Naaaasssstttyyyy!

Am I the only one who thinks series 3 is the best series of Knightmare, I love everything about it.

1 ROOMS. Knightmare was best in series 1-3, when it was underground. the only rooms it needs from other series is, corridoor of blades, and the hexagonal causeways. The best rooms of previous series are still alive in 3, yet some new ones are so great. Frightening too. Has anyone notices that the distorted humm while walking through the dwarf tunnels is different each level, in three it is a creepy distorted quiver.

2 CHARACTERS, Brangwen and Golgarach are the best wall monsters? Truth Accepted! indeed they are. Mogdred was good, morganna was the best. Lord fear cannot contend with a woman from the deeper catacombs. Merlin was at his peak. Hordriss was in a run of good form in the episodes he was in. Velda was actually quite fit, she can shoot me with a grey arrow any time she wants, specially as they dont even do anything lol. Olaf was a bit crap though, i would swap him with skarkill.

3 HAZZARDS

The floating skulls were quality in this series, specially the variency in colours and that noise they make. The life force clock was best. The magic swords made a wicked noise, neneneneneee     neneneneneee

Horaar WHAT A SERIES!