Hahaha!  ;D

I am in awe. I never expected anyone to be able to do that.  And as promissed before, I am extremely impressed  ;D (and that's not easily done as 'Crackerjack' proved yesterday).

Anyway, my word is, surprisingly: "Pickle"

Really? I thought he was a lot older than that. I imagine he's young at heart, whatever his age  ;D

Great to see him though. If I can compliment him for one moment, I actually thought he had lost quite a bit of weight since Knightmare. A feat, which even I must bow down to with up most respect and admiration.

Three words for the whippersnapper-Hugo.

Just. for. Men.

However, he shouldn't feel embarrassed by his grey haired appearance. Hugo has managed to keep his fine head of hair in immaculate condition since the last appearance of him from 8 years ago. A feat, which even I must bow down to with up most respect and admiration. I can only hope that one day he shares his secret of how he came to have such a head of long, carefree hair at his age.

However, he shouldn't feel embarrassed by his old age......

Timmy Mallet is the master of all things 'wacky' and 'crazy'. His game, Mallet's Mallet, revolutionised the way the world thought and behaved. The idea was very simple. A word would be said such as "banana" and someone else had to reply with a word relating to the previous word such as "monkey" (for the particualy confused amongst you - the connection was that Monkey's eat Banana's).

So you should hopefully have the idea now. I'll start off with...

"MONKEY" - I will be extremely impressed for the person(s) who can come up with a Knightmare related word to associate that with!!  ;D  If you can't, then use "HORN" to start with...

My pants were literally soiled in a state of excitement for the re-run of Series 3 yesterday.

I mean, I even watched Crackerjack to get ready for it. Never before have I seen such bare-faced lying from the presenter (Stu somet-or-other) along the lines of him saying "Oh, please don't gunge me. I hate it". Immediately followed by him frollicing about in gunge in a state of laughter. But to be fair, I'm sure he was a great guy - anyhow, some lady friends were taking the piss out of him saying he was like the 'Bionic Man' because he has "a screw loose". Bullying like this is not tolerated in out country anymore, thank God, but I'm still not impressed that Challenge did not edit this out as it offended me.

Anyway, errrm... Knightmare!! That's the one! Watched it yesterday. Great to see the bad boys at Challenge wheeled out Mr Hugo and Mr Tim as well for the mini-docu. It might just have been me but I was expecting Hugo to be a lot, lot older - not that I'm complaining, I expect he would take it as a compliment to his youthful looks. But it was a satisfying moment to witness the show once more. Nice to see it in a lovely clear format as apposed to poor video recordings.

Errrm how about...

"Orvil is mean.

Hordriss is Green.

Orvil and Hordriss, here on your screen"

Taken from Orvil and Cuddles the animated series from CBBC, which I bet no-one remembers... Yeah, it's a bit of a cack suggestion really isn't it? and this explanation is just making it worse isn't it? Yes, I thought as much.

Ahem. I have a fantastic excuse anyway for such crap-captioning, er, captions - I'm a new member This is the kind of stuff you have to look forward from me... a bleak warning for the future.

Anyway, hello to you all!!  ;D