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    Galgarach
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    "Say goodnight jack"

    " Goodnight, what?"

    " Say goodnight jack"

    " Goodnight Jack"

    " Youll learn nothing more here team"

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      Galgarach
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      ?

         o  "Hello Goblin would you like a present?"

        /l\

         /\

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        Galgarach
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        I think guides telling the dungeoneers what to do when they are on the eye shield is madness, a clump of something is on the floor

        " Watch your step"

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          Galgarach
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          When Mogdred tells them to take off the helmet why does tregaurd says no. Why cant they take off the helmet?

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            Snowwiewolf
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            "Everything here is an illusion and stuff...." Thats one reason.

            It was kinda funny when a dungeeneer turned away from Mogdred and covered his eyes.... placed his hands on the helmet. I mean he was blindfolded! What good did it do to cover his eyes? Accetp that it looked funny

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              Galgarach
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              heres one - A winning team came across Mellisandre in a tavern

              She says: " I'll tell you something you dont know if you tell me someting I dont know,

              what did the romans call Cotswold?"

              After much thinking treguard drops a hint that if she doesnt know, she wont know if its wrong

              The smirky one in the middle says: " SAy something funny like Caledonia"

              Caledonia is actually an ancient name for Scotland!  ;D

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                Galgarach
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                Watched Martin Tool today, have you noticed that the bloke on the far left writes loads down but doesnt say anything, just watches with a rat like grin.

                And Lee Mac keeps glancing at the camera, which is quite funny. He pull s a funny face when they escape

                dun dun dun

                The catacombite  😢

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                  Malefact
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                  heres one - A winning team came across Mellisandre in a tavern

                  She says: " I'll tell you something you dont know if you tell me someting I dont know,

                  what did the romans call Cotswold?"

                  After much thinking treguard drops a hint that if she doesnt know, she wont know if its wrong

                  The smirky one in the middle says: " SAy something funny like Caledonia"

                  Caledonia is actually an ancient name for Scotland!  ;D

                  Actually, she asked for the name of what the Romans called Colchester. I think their name for it was pretty much the same.

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                    Galgarach
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                    oh of course, it was colchester silly me

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                      Actually, she asked for the name of what the Romans called Colchester. I think their name for it was pretty much the same.

                      They called it "Camulodunum", from the original Celtic Camulodunon.  Which I think is a pretty darned mean difficult question to ask a team 😉  So it's good that they could get away with saying anything that sounded vaguely believable.  Is that the first time Km employed the "if they don't know the answer, you can say anything you like" device that was so over-used in later series?

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                        OK, I know it's really predictable, but it's got to be Barry and his team of Simon, Derek and Daniel. They all give plenty of classic quotes!

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                          They called it "Camulodunum", from the original Celtic Camulodunon.  Which I think is a pretty darned mean difficult question to ask a team 😉  So it's good that they could get away with saying anything that sounded vaguely believable.  Is that the first time Km employed the "if they don't know the answer, you can say anything you like" device that was so over-used in later series?

                          Search engines are wonderful things, eh?

                          Yup, I think this was the first instance that it was used - predating series 7's Brollochan by three seasons.

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                            Search engines are wonderful things, eh?

                            Ooooooh, you cynic!  ::)

                            I must have missed bits of series 7 and 8.  I definitely saw one team die on Play Your Cards Right, but I've no memory of the brollachan.  Hopefully Challenge will get there before too long...

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                              Galgarach
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                              Giles, he must have come for miles

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