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    Galgarach
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    lol, I see where your coming from

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      Galgarach
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      118 saved millions of people!  😄

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        Snowwiewolf
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        So where am I coming from?  😄

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          Galgarach
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          you are coming from a distant galxy No, you are implying that martin tool watches asterix

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            Snowwiewolf
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            Ahhh How did you guess that Im from:

            the planet of Knightmare?

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              Galgarach
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              1. When the elf says farewell martin says in the laziest voice "bye"
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                Galgarach
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                This is something that gets me every time I think about it:

                Mellisandre says to Martin " Isn't he great" (reffering to motley)

                Martin: Brilliant

                Mellisandre: Isn't he great (again i think)

                Martin: Yes brilliant

                Melly: But you cant see with that helmet on

                Martin: Well...

                Melly interupts him

                I really wish i could have heard his excuse, he could of got himself out of an almost unescapable situation but was interuppted.

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                  Galgarach
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                  What do you think it was

                  I think he probably was going to say: I can if I tilt my head back far enough

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                    Fidjit
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                    I bet poor Martin was getting dizzy when his advisors told him to go left and right when a shark appeared  ::)

                    What was that talisman about anyways? Trickery perhaps?  ::)

                    Also Owens question was hard... Beetles? Wha...?  ???

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                      Galgarach
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                      Even if you dont know beetles as much as me its a dead giveaway! For a start, when he mensions caterpillar-hunter its obivously a sort of animal.

                      Queen: " And today we celebrate the launch of the h.m.s caterpillar hunter."

                      Secondly stag, the stag beetle is a well known beetle.

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        I thought Martin's team were great fun. I think it's Martin himself who makes most of the memorable moments. In a way it's a shame they mucked up- he was by far the best dungeoneer that season, in my humble opinion. I do love his conversation with Mellisandre about Motley that you quoted. I think it's the way Martin sounds ever so slightly bored as he says these things that makes me laugh. He doesn't even stop to think before agreeing that Motley's brilliant.

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                          MoanaLiza
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                          ...D'oh and I thought that Stag was a kind of dear or even something to do with weddings! I also wondered if he got a bit dizzy when he was on spin dizzy with the pineapple. I probably would've been!

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                            ...D'oh and I thought that Stag was a kind of dear or even something to do with weddings! I also wondered if he got a bit dizzy when he was on spin dizzy with the pineapple. I probably would've been!

                            Well, he does say "right - let's get off this thing" 😉

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                              WHAT A LAD! Funniest dungeoneer ever.

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                                Willowherb
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                                I liked the way he kept on telling off his advisors, eg: "Hurry up!" "Come on" "Stop whispering - I can't hear you!" Excellent!

                                Oh yeah - and then there was this:

                                MERLIN: "(15?) feet high, 73 miles wide; Romans and Picts fighting either side; what was the name of this great divide?"

                                MARTIN: "I think it could be the Grand Canyon..."

                                Nooo! Just as well the team corrected him on that one. But no - he was a pretty good dungeoneer apart from that slip. I have trouble deciding whether his team or Leo's was better.

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  It was a shame to kill him like that... It was tight to give him a question like that...

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                                    Raven
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                                    That question was easy, the beetle one.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Here's one thread

                                      http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/yabbse/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1;action=display;threadid=487

                                      and another

                                      http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/yabbse/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1;action=display;threadid=535

                                      I have a feeling that there might be a couple more but I can't remember though.

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                                        King_Gazz
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                                        Well at least he was the entertaining team of that series. But overall i would say barry's team from series 7

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          Lippy dungeoneers!

                                          Elita: What'y got then!?

                                          Dungeoneer: Shove off face ache...

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