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...and a very merry Knightmare Christmas to you...

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    FrightKnight
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    Spellcasting: R E P A I R

    That's better! Except I've got a bin stuck on my head. Now I know how a dungeoneer feels.

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      King_Gazz
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      Preesies

      Silvester Hands, Soap and New Clothes (The guy needs a wash and sum new clothes)

      Scarkill & Raptor, Magic wands (incase their gobins or miremen get attacked)

      fidjit, New Clothes

      Lissard, Toothpaste (the guy needs to have fresh breath)

      Olaf, a Brain

      The genie woman midajah, a gag (to keep her mouth shut)

      Mogdred, some qualifications to have loyal allies (He needs some cos he will never get a dungeoneer to pledge to him)

      Marta, a few bouncers (to stop trouble makers like hands causing trouble at the inn)

      Gargoyle: a life, (hes sad man)

      cant think of no more

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        Skarkill
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        "Hey Thanks for that King_Gazz just what I needed"

        "But you couldn't traded it in for some GOLD could yer"

        "Hehehe LOVELY"

        "Oh an By the way it would be more useful to Raptor if you could get im an instruction manual on how to be a Goblain Master and one on How To Catch Dungeoneers."

        "I belive That Wolfenden's bookstore has what your looking for."

        "The Titles are."

        THE GOBLAIN MASTER'S HANDBOOK

        &

        LEARN HOW TO CAPTUER DUNGEONEERS IN TEN EASY STEPS

        "Both writen by yours truley."

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          Fidjit
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          If we like them stinkin' goblins... They are useless in many ways  ;D

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            King_Gazz
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            ok Scarkill but dont tell no 1 else ok and il give Raptor that book.  😉

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              Skarkill
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              "Gold For Skarkill"

              "Haha I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.. LOVELY HAHAHAHA."

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                FrightKnight
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                What are you going to spend the gold on, Skarkill?

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  May I suggest putting it towards getting another hobgoblin maybe!

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                    Skarkill
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                    "Thats not a bad Idea that Moana Liza."

                    "But I was think about expanding my range, I was think about mabey buying some ORCES a viciouse little cretuer."

                    "There the result of breading between Goblains and Elfs so have the best qualitys of both. I think with 1 or 2 Orces added to my stable (along with Grippa, Rhark & Tiny) I should be able to Nabs me self some more dungeoneers"

                    "HAHAHAHA.. LOVELY"

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                      Snowwiewolf
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                      Hey Skarkill! Try act nice! Theres a therapist here with me  ;D

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                        Fidjit
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                        For what... Speech!

                        "LOVELY!"  ;D

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                          Skarkill
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                          "HEY JESTER.."

                          "I DON'T GO TRYING TO BE THE OFFICAL KIGHTMARE DUNGEON JESTER DO I ?"

                          "SO DON'T YOU GO NICKING MY LINES OK ?"

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                            Fidjit
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                            At the moment our professional jester is hiding under the desk at the moment... PLEASE HOLD THE LINE...

                            Eaasssy sunnyjim!  😮

                            Just a joke!

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                              FrightKnight
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                              If anyone's feling generous, I need some oil and some polish for my suit...

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                Ok hands over some oil and polish (they contain a rust spell)

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  Sydney Mayhem! are you related to Bhel-Shebah by any chance?

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                                    Skarkill
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                                    "RATS!!! It's time to buy pressies for The Oppositions Christmas party."

                                    "And guess who got stuck with the task AS FLAMMING USEUAL."

                                    "Right Shopping list"

                                    Lord Fear:  The Technomagic Monthly (Eddition 25)

                                    Lissard: Breath Mints & A life-times suplay of Tunar Fish.

                                    Skarkill (Myself): Some New Orces

                                    Sly Hands: Deodrant, Ale & Some better dungeoneer catching equipment, (Magic Rope & A Catapult )

                                    Raptor: Lessons on how to be a Goblain Master.

                                    Julius Scaramonger: Anything he can sell later at a profit.

                                    Snapper-Jack: A new Net & A Book Of Harder Riddles.

                                    Maldame: A book on how you conduct your self when dealing with dungeoneers. (Makeing deals with them honestly)

                                    Aesandre: A trip to the North Pole

                                    The Bollracan: A Trip back to Cornwall to visit freinds & family.

                                    Honesty Bartram:

                                    Bhal-Shebah: A Session with Therapists

                                    The Dreadnought: An Encycopedia

                                    Grippa & Rhark: Armour (To Stop Pixle's needle hurting them.)

                                    Tiny The Hobgoblain: More Apperencess in the dungeon

                                    The Assasins: Some better training (So there not scarred of so easily)

                                    The Frightknights: Oil & Greses

                                    Skelatrons: Cod Liver Oil (to keep their Joints well oiled)

                                    Miermen: A better Master (Guess who I've got in Mind)

                                    Trolls & Mier-Trolls: Learn-To-Read Books.

                                    Dragons (Red & Snap): Firestones

                                    PLUS: Food & Refreshments for the party.

                                    "Phew right off to Wolfenden."

                                    "This is going to cost."

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      Posted by: Moana Liza Posted on: Today at 12:30am

                                      Sydney Mayhem! are you related to Bhel-Shebah by any chance

                                      Actually no.  I'm a wolf not a dragon altough I am related to a certain Satu who is... er.... the most destructive, wild, nutty, fast, 5 year old.... where did I put my dictionary...

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        Sorry, I just wanted to revisit the topic

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          No Need to appolagise Motley.

                                          This was a very good and intresting topic.

                                          And Rudy Fun As Well.

                                          It's were me and Snowwie first started our little "rivalrey"

                                          Hmmmm Just were has Snowwie dissaperd to I haven't seen her since Dec 12th.

                                          Hope I aint scared her off, I was starting to grow found of her.

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