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Knightmare meets James Pond

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    Fidjit
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    JULIUS SCARAMONGER MAKES HUGE PROFIT BY STILTON CHEESE TRADE

    "Finally, My mines are operational. With this high grade processed cheese I will corner the global markets and the dungeon will be at my mercy..."

    (Don't ask why I wrote it. It was just a bit of fun and is totally the opposite to Julius Scaramonger)

    **Knightmare Series

    Chapter III - A new hope**

    It is with great

    unrest throughout

    the worlds cheese

    trade.

    F.I.S.H rockets

    striking from

    a lunar base

    are shipping

    moon cheese

    back to earth.

    Sold at amazing

    cut prices the

    stunning

    stilton

    dominated

    the market.

    All the benefit

    bought back to

    his evil

    producer.

    Persued by

    sinister enemy

    knights.

    Treguard must

    once again

    thwart the evil

    Julius Scaramonger

    and restore

    freedom to

    the dungeon

    and galaxy...

    How's that..? Does it look good?  ;D

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      FrightKnight
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      If only it rolled into the screen...

      But it looks good!

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        Fidjit
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        Scroll into infinite like Star Wars  ;D

        This was edited slightly from James Pond III - Operation Starfish for the Mega Drive

        My Dad disallowes me to have a games console of my own. So I bought a Sega Mega Drive with four joypads, ten games plus another ten from my brother, all for...

        ...£20  😮

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          FrightKnight
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          Argh! I've wanted that game for the past 5 years!

          Mighty bargain, mind you.

          Via a bit of jiggery-pokery, I've managed to get an emulated Amiga 1200 on my home PC, one with a graphics card, CD-ROM drive, 256MB of memory, a modem and all kinds of extras for free.

          But I don't have James Pond 3 for it!  😠

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            JamesA
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            JULIUS SCARAMONGER MAKES HUGE PROFIT BY STILTON CHEESE TRADE

            "Finally, My mines are operational. With this high grade processed cheese I will corner the global markets and the dungeon will be at my mercy..."

            (Don't ask why I wrote it. It was just a bit of fun and is totally the opposite to Julius Scaramonger)

            **Knightmare Series

            Chapter III - A new hope**

            It is with great

            unrest throughout

            the worlds cheese

            trade.

            F.I.S.H rockets

            striking from

            a lunar base

            are shipping

            moon cheese

            back to earth.

            Sold at amazing

            cut prices the

            stunning

            stilton

            dominated

            the market.

            All the benefit

            bought back to

            his evil

            producer.

            Persued by

            sinister enemy

            knights.

            Treguard must

            once again

            thwart the evil

            Julius Scaramonger

            and restore

            freedom to

            the dungeon

            and galaxy...

            How's that..? Does it look good?  ;D

            Knightmare Series: Chapter III - A new hope.... It is with great unrest throughout the worlds cheese trade. F.I.S.H rockets striking from a lunar base are shipping moon cheese back to earth. Sold at amazing cut prices the stunning stilton dominated the market. All the benefit bought back to his evil producer. Persued by sinister enemy knights, Treguard must once again thwart the evil Julius Scaramonger and restore freedom to the dungeon and galaxy...

            Any better?  ;D

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