Snapper-Jack OR Sly Hands ?
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well SKARKILL Won The SKARKILL VS RAPTOR debate so thats The award of "The Best Goblain Master" dealt with.
So heres another one for you to mull over.
Who Was The Most Commical KM Villiane OUT of These 2.
SYLVESTER "SLY" HANDS (S5-S8 ) vs SNAPPER-JACK (S8 )
So Who has your vote Lets look at the stats.
Sly Hands
Lenth Of Service: 4 Sesons
Fright Factor: 3/10
Comedy Value: 7/10
Difficulty: 4/10
Number Of Kills: 1
Synopsis
The disspicable (and dissgusting) Sylvester Hands, Sly for short, skulked around the dungeon for 4 sesons proveing himself a tricky pest to any questing dungeoneer he encounterd.
Sly has the disstiction of being Lord Fear (Or "His Poshness" as Sly called him) longest serving henchman.
This member of the Hounarable Guiled Of Beggers & Theives attempted to either captuer or kill dungeoneers with his Magic Rope & Catarpult or set them up for death or captuer by giveing them useless objects e.g. A Goblain Hunting Horn.
Sly could only be dealt with from a position of strenth if he saw weckness he would pounce to either kill,captuer or simpley Rob the dungeoneer blind.
Most dungeoneers found a way passed the evil begger two used Pixle on him and others were saved by Gwendolin, Sir Hugh or Ridolfo.
However Sly can claim a victim, the S6 dungeoneer January and her team paniked when Sly blocked there path a blew a goblain hunting hrn to summun "Some Nice People Who Are going to take you to Mt Fear."
They attempted to batter there way out with Lord Fear's ring which they had found earlier BUT this was just what Sly wanted and after he took it he produced his Magic Rope and dragged January off to Mt. Fear.
Although Sly escaped being crushed by Red Death at the end of S6 he was not so lucky in S7 and was crushed under The King Of Trolls Bulstorde like Lord Fear, Lissard and Raptor.
He however returned the following seson to cause more trouble. One of the most hummers baddies ever in Knightmare Sly's antics inclued, Fishing in a barale on his Day Off, Sing a Song about Ten Goblains (while drunk) and a classic scene with Barry in S7. Even his catchprase was a joke
"My Name Is Sylvester Hands. You Know Hands Like Feet But Up The Other End Of Your Body."
Snapper-Jack
Lenth Of Service: 1 Seson
Frigth Factor: 3/10
Comedy Value: 7/10
Difficulty: 2/10
Number Of Kills: 0
Synopsis
The Dungeons resident "Fool Catcher", this kidnapper stalked the dungeon in S8.
Never official joined The Opposition and was more of an independant thret to quests then Sly Hands.
He apperd to me to be a character like the old dungeon gaurds e.g. Olaf & Fatila The Hun. He had only one arm as he had lost his other to a Snap Dragon HOWEVER a Snap Dragon which he called Snapper had grown in its place.
Armed with a man sized net this pair of reprebtes stalked the dungeon on the look out for fools to "Napp"
"Snipper-Snap Snipper-Snap. Here comes Jack BUT Fool around and He'll Be BACK."
He was only allowed to captuer foolish and stupied dungoneers so he tested them with 3 riddels only 2 corect ansrews would do. No team ever failed at this but had Jack had another seson you have to belive that like old Sly Hands he may of netted himself a dungeoneer.
This character was definatly a comedy villiane he resembales a cross betwen a pantomime villiane and The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang & I always found myself laughing when he apperd on the scene.
So there you have the stats so who do you think was the best comedy Baddie Sly Hands or Snapper-Jake.
I like both so the starting score is:
SYLVESTER "SLY" HANDS: 1
SNAPPER-JACK: 1
Lets see who wins this contest.
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Silvester Hands by a long shot.
Sly's funniest moments:
Gwendoline giving Hands and a dungeoneer a simple question in series 5 and gave gwen the stupid answer.
the question was
Gwen: "What is the name of a female deer?"
Sly: "ohh ohhh i know Bessie"
Sly also asking a dungeoneer if its really a witch in series 6.
Sly getting drunk and started singing 10 green goblins in series 7
Sly always seem to be scared of Lord Fear when to do a task.
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Well, although he has about the same IQ as Snapper-Jack's sock-puppet, I'm voting for Sly Hands. (at least he didn't TALK to a sock-puppet!)
My favourite Sly moment would be when he captured Rohmana with his "Goosey Gander" trick. (thus making Rohmana stupider than Hands OR the sock-puppet. And yes, I do hate Rohmana)
SLY: "'Cor, look!' I says. 'Up in the sky, great big goosey ganders!' 'Where?' she says. 'There!' I says, and when she looks up, I grabs me magic rope and monocles her!"
ROHMANA: "It's 'manacles' you imbecile!"
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Usuaully I feel the need to explain myself ad infinitum. This time I don't think I need to bother.
Sly Hands.
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Poor poor Snapper-Jack. He's being overwhelmed. Someone else should really vote for him...
I vote for Sly Hands.
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Has to be Sly Hands...
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aww I'll vote fer Snapper-Jack, but just bicause he's got so few votes.
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Has to be sly hands, snapper-jack just wasn't in the dungeon long enough to make a big impact. It was gr8 when sir hugh rescued him. Can't remember exactly (eventho it was only last week lol) wasn't it to do with who smelled the most?
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yerah im not sure on this obne
sly did kill that really thick team off thank god january and team!1 they were soo slow and stupid so i think tim child wanted to diospose of tem asap and it was also one of the best deaths ever with treguiards ooooh nasty with the original skull(its my fave n e way) but snapper jack had more potential sly was gettign boring and stale after 4 years so if there had been a series 9 i think snapper jack could have had a different role with the opposition as he had a nasty strak in him!!! so i think he could have captred mroewith his net either by: answering 1 question wrong or by being in level 3 aND BEING QUITE MEAN!! well thats smy opinion ne way!!
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well i personally liked snapper jack he could have been utlised more as an opposition i think maybe answering qustions and then saying oh thaths not enough going to snap you anyway then having to use magic on him
although treguard always said magic doesn't seem to work on him, so who knows
sly was better for ntertainment though
gawd i am posting a lot today reasons for this arew:
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nothing else to do with my day
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don't get to the internet much, so i am doing this coz i am bored ands well its keeping me happya nd entertained!
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No contest: Sylvester wins Hands down.
"This is a Strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less - tastes like beer."
"Oh, no, I can't, 'is lordship said so."
"Well, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
Quite definitely my favourite Knightmare scene.
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