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...and a very merry Knightmare Christmas to you...

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    "HEY JESTER.."

    "I DON'T GO TRYING TO BE THE OFFICAL KIGHTMARE DUNGEON JESTER DO I ?"

    "SO DON'T YOU GO NICKING MY LINES OK ?"

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      Fidjit
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      At the moment our professional jester is hiding under the desk at the moment... PLEASE HOLD THE LINE...

      Eaasssy sunnyjim!  😮

      Just a joke!

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        FrightKnight
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        If anyone's feling generous, I need some oil and some polish for my suit...

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          Snowwiewolf
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          Ok hands over some oil and polish (they contain a rust spell)

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            MoanaLiza
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            Sydney Mayhem! are you related to Bhel-Shebah by any chance?

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              "RATS!!! It's time to buy pressies for The Oppositions Christmas party."

              "And guess who got stuck with the task AS FLAMMING USEUAL."

              "Right Shopping list"

              Lord Fear:  The Technomagic Monthly (Eddition 25)

              Lissard: Breath Mints & A life-times suplay of Tunar Fish.

              Skarkill (Myself): Some New Orces

              Sly Hands: Deodrant, Ale & Some better dungeoneer catching equipment, (Magic Rope & A Catapult )

              Raptor: Lessons on how to be a Goblain Master.

              Julius Scaramonger: Anything he can sell later at a profit.

              Snapper-Jack: A new Net & A Book Of Harder Riddles.

              Maldame: A book on how you conduct your self when dealing with dungeoneers. (Makeing deals with them honestly)

              Aesandre: A trip to the North Pole

              The Bollracan: A Trip back to Cornwall to visit freinds & family.

              Honesty Bartram:

              Bhal-Shebah: A Session with Therapists

              The Dreadnought: An Encycopedia

              Grippa & Rhark: Armour (To Stop Pixle's needle hurting them.)

              Tiny The Hobgoblain: More Apperencess in the dungeon

              The Assasins: Some better training (So there not scarred of so easily)

              The Frightknights: Oil & Greses

              Skelatrons: Cod Liver Oil (to keep their Joints well oiled)

              Miermen: A better Master (Guess who I've got in Mind)

              Trolls & Mier-Trolls: Learn-To-Read Books.

              Dragons (Red & Snap): Firestones

              PLUS: Food & Refreshments for the party.

              "Phew right off to Wolfenden."

              "This is going to cost."

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Posted by: Moana Liza Posted on: Today at 12:30am

                Sydney Mayhem! are you related to Bhel-Shebah by any chance

                Actually no.  I'm a wolf not a dragon altough I am related to a certain Satu who is... er.... the most destructive, wild, nutty, fast, 5 year old.... where did I put my dictionary...

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                  Fidjit
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                  Sorry, I just wanted to revisit the topic

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    No Need to appolagise Motley.

                    This was a very good and intresting topic.

                    And Rudy Fun As Well.

                    It's were me and Snowwie first started our little "rivalrey"

                    Hmmmm Just were has Snowwie dissaperd to I haven't seen her since Dec 12th.

                    Hope I aint scared her off, I was starting to grow found of her.

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                      Fidjit
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                      Remember it was me, you, and Snowwie, Skarkill! We made four or five pages in one morning... We were chatting literally...  🙂

                      Anyways...

                      Yes where is Snowwie?

                      Perhaps we should make a topic... "Where is Snowwie" or "Snowwie come home" or perhaps "The gallant quest to find Snowwie..." Whaddya think...  ;D

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                      • SkarkillS
                        SkarkillS
                        Skarkill
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                        #86

                        Not A Bad Idear Motley.

                        Its no fun being The Forums Resident Goblain Master

                        With Out The VERY LOVELY Snowwie to Play off

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
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                          Remember it was me, you, and Snowwie, Skarkill! We made four or five pages in one morning... We were chatting literally...

                          Yes Fun Times Motley. Fun Times.

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                            Fidjit
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                            Go all the way to Helsinki, Finland to see her Skarkill!  🙂

                            I wish we can get those black cardboard portholes at our command eh? Go anywhere we like...  ;D

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                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
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                              #89

                              Go all the way to Helsinki, Finland to see her Skarkill!  🙂

                              I wish we can get those black cardboard portholes at our command eh? Go anywhere we like...  ;D

                              Would That I Could Motley.

                              True True It would save a Hell Of A Lot Of Traval Money.

                              You Could Pop To The Berharmars, Florida, Hawiie & Still Be Back In Time For Tea.

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                                Fidjit
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                                Heh! There I am at the bus stop...

                                "Oah Bugger this..." CLUNK (Porthole appears)

                                End up in someones backyard  ;D

                                Gets mad (http://www.geocities.com/knightmaresoniccomics/as.wav)

                                DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!  ;D

                                Oh look it's Sidriss...

                                (http://www.geocities.com/knightmaresoniccomics/colt.wav)

                                And Elita...

                                (http://www.geocities.com/knightmaresoniccomics/ak47.wav)

                                I'm not that cruel really...  😉

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                                • SkarkillS
                                  SkarkillS
                                  Skarkill
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                                  All though knowing our luck we'd probabley end up in the CoB or Owen The Dragon's cave or somert like that.

                                  I mean lets face it ever time we ever tried magic in the dungeon it blew up in our faces.

                                  We make Sidriss look competant and thats saying something.

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    Blow Sidriss' head off with a Colt Python!

                                    Nothing inside mind you...

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                                      FrightKnight
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                                      Yes, I remember this topic (as well I should, it was only last month), and all those inconvenient RUST spells I received by snowwie.

                                      I'd prefer travelling by minecart myself, even if the ending is a bit rough. And you end up in level 3 of series 3, so you're a goner.

                                      Much closer to christmas now, anyway! Hurray!

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        I put some sounds in on the bottom of the previous page... Getting mad I presume...

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                                          King_Gazz
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                                          Xmas party the Powers that be

                                          Stiletta a New green Blade

                                          Sidriss level of 1st magic diploma

                                          Smirkenorf Dragon mints to last all year

                                          motley a diploma of knoledge

                                          Hordriss a cloaking device(advanced magic) (like the Klingon bird of prey in Star Trek)

                                          Madjida Get out of the lamp card

                                          Treguard magic

                                          Marta a new inn

                                          Grimaldine tickets for some cornwall hotel

                                          fidjit new clothes

                                          Romanah a sidekick

                                          Ridolfo  a printing business

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